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Breakdown
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:13 pm
by Bloodstalker
Thats it. Rreality has lost it's hold on me. I can't take any more. The stress has become too much. Just look around you, and you'll see what I mean. NOOOO, don't look, just...look without looking. For God's sake, don't let them see you. There, just beyond the door...see?
PARROTS
Everywhere I look, I see parrots. I can no longer tell one from another. I can't discern anything, only the voices. And do they comfort me? NO! I can't see them when they speak, only parrots.
What are you looking at? This is MY place. Do you have a passport? No, I didn't think so. I see no secret handshake. You're not me, you must be one of them. Soon, there will be no crackers left for my soup. I see the plan. I know where this is going.
NO SOUP FOR BLOODSTALKER!!!
No more, nice warm soup, no good without crackers. Crackers eaten by millions of parrots.
Only beer now. Beer to console me. And my button collection. My pretty pretty buttons. Not yours, mine. Get your own. And stay away from my ciggarrettes.
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:16 pm
by The Z
There, there Bloodstalker....look at us all....you can most certainly tell the difference, by the colour of our feathers and our smell
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:18 pm
by fable
I think if we all calm down, and just shoot the birds, we'll all feel a lot better.
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:20 pm
by The Z
Do you have a license???
....oh wait...he's a moderator *starts to hover out the window very silently*
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:20 pm
by oki101
ROFL...
Oki comes flying in through the chimney, squeaking HO HO HO and drops a pack of Lucky Strikes on the floor in front of Bloodstalker. Afterwards he perches on the window sill and continues his squeaking.
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:23 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Thats it. Rreality has lost it's hold on me. I can't take any more. The stress has become too much. Just look around you, and you'll see what I mean. NOOOO, don't look, just...look without looking. For God's sake, don't let them see you. There, just beyond the door...see?
PARROTS
Everywhere I look, I see parrots. I can no longer tell one from another. I can't discern anything, only the voices. And do they comfort me? NO! I can't see them when they speak, only parrots.
What are you looking at? This is MY place. Do you have a passport? No, I didn't think so. I see no secret handshake. You're not me, you must be one of them. Soon, there will be no crackers left for my soup. I see the plan. I know where this is going.
NO SOUP FOR BLOODSTALKER!!!
No more, nice warm soup, no good without crackers. Crackers eaten by millions of parrots.
Only beer now. Beer to console me. And my button collection. My pretty pretty buttons. Not yours, mine. Get your own. And stay away from my ciggarrettes.
*HUGS* @ BS..*
*Stroking BS's head*......There There BS...Here Hon....Have some Turkey..... .............There now..isn't that better?.......
Originally posted by fable
I think if we all calm down, and just shoot the birds, we'll all feel a lot better.
See...fable has already worked it all out...
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:24 pm
by The Z
Don't I get a vote in this hunting matter?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:27 pm
by Bloodstalker
Parrots...inside my mind. I here them, I see them. And now, they want me to smell them
It's not nice here. Not nice at all. Everyone is growing feathers. Good thing I hid my crackers. But not many left.
STOP SQUAWKING!!!!
*Shoots parrot in the window with slingshot*
Well, you weren't very polite about it. Squawk and all that. Not even a "sorry to see you raving mad BS" Very not feathered freind like of you.
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:29 pm
by The Z
I need aid....I've been hit with a rock......
Ooooh. A Cracker. *SQAWK*
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:32 pm
by oki101
Mayday, Mayday. Mad man with slingshot. Everybody outside but remember to bring as many crackers as you can. I`ll take care of the cigs....
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:35 pm
by Bloodstalker
See how sick and twisted these feinds are? Only a desperate parrot would take crackers from where I hid them
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:36 pm
by Tybaltus
Anybody care for some Froot Loops?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:37 pm
by The Z
What's the matter Bstalker...doesn't our chirping relax you and lull you into a false sense of security? *SQAWKSQAWKSQAWK*
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:38 pm
by Tybaltus
Wow, BS. We both cracked at the same time. It must have been oki that put us over the top.
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:39 pm
by The Z
Originally posted by Tybaltus
Anybody care for some Froot Loops?
Ack....an abomination....sieze, er...poop him!
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:40 pm
by Kayless
Parrots? Where?
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:41 pm
by oki101
Oooohhhhhh Fruit Loops.
*flies over to Tybaltus and helps himself to some food, then decides it would be a good time to get some sleep*
*flies out the window and leaves the cigs behind.
Cya guys. It`s been fun but now I really need some sleep..
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:41 pm
by Bloodstalker
You'd be more convincing Z without my crackers in your beak
What did you say? But...isn't that a bit drastic? Aren't there laws against that sort of thing? yes, I KNOW uncle Cledus would enjoy it, but ....well, maybe. He does have a feather fetish.
Do you MIND? I am in a conference here
Now, as you were saying? No, I wasn't saying it, you were. Wheres the damn bunnies
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:45 pm
by Kayless
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Now, as you were saying? No, I wasn't saying it, you were. Wheres the damn bunnies
They're around.
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:46 pm
by The Z
Don't worry Bstalker...have some bird poop.....I mean aspirin