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Gruntboy's "top tips on how to spam safely"
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:36 am
by Gruntboy
From experience. Please feel free to spam in a constuctive manner.
1. Don't eat toast over your keyboard when your hands are shaking from a hangover. [from this morning]
2. Same goes for coffee.
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:39 am
by Minerva
Additional: Don't read anything it *might* be offensive to yourself or your country when your head aching. The article/post may actually not be intended to offend anyone, but you could react badly due to poor understanding.
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:41 am
by Rob-hin
LOL
And always wear a rubber.
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:45 am
by Gruntboy
Everthing offends when your head aches. Cleaning crumbs from your keyboard is not conducive to coherent replies either.
3. Situate your PC somewhere warm, just in case a cold spell catches you and you freeze your @$$ off spamming. With a hangover.
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:51 am
by Mr Sleep
Don't post naked...just don't do it!
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:54 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Don't post naked...just don't do it!
Speaking from experience, then?
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:03 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Minerva
Speaking from experience, then?
...give me a second, I will just get my web cam hooked up....
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:13 am
by Gruntboy
Run for the hills!
Practice what you preach sleep!
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:20 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Gruntboy
Run for the hills!
For once, I have no hesitation listening to Gruntboy.
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:23 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Gruntboy
Practice what you preach sleep!
Lets all get naked? That is exactly what I am doing
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:27 am
by Minerva
So, where can I see?
I mean, how can I see the web-cam pictures, and NOT which part of your body I can see.
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:39 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Minerva
So, where can I see?
Oh there are subscription costs involved...£5.95 membership fee...just a small donation.
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:42 am
by Osiris
Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Oh there are subscription costs involved...£5.95 membership fee...just a small donation.
From us to you, or from you to us ?
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:51 am
by Gruntboy
Sign up at
http://www.parrot-frotters.com
BTW,
4. When having an office Xmas do, always arrange un-verifiable meetings for the next day. That way you can go spam!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:53 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Osiris
From us to you, or from you to us ?
It isn't for me, it's for charity...honest.
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:14 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Mr Sleep
It isn't for me, it's for charity...honest.
For us to see, surely?
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:17 am
by Yshania
Originally posted by Minerva
For us to see, surely?
You really want to see?
@Grunty, I take it you are "sick" today, then?
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:29 am
by Gruntboy
No Ysh, I'm in a meeting and currently inaccessible.
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:31 am
by Omar
LOL!
Yeah Gruntboy is "sick", suffering from a "hangover".
He probably couldn't satisfy the man he was (Mr.) Sleeping with tonight
rule 5 : use an alter ego when you want to spam a thread which Buck created
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:34 am
by Gruntboy
Omar, given half a chance I'd ban your @$$
I'm sick alright.