nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem
- Taco Magus
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nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem
1. Play Baldurs Gate series
Dungeon Crawl Inc. Bruoght to you by GB's own Kayless
"This is between us and the chickens, ma'am, and im going to ask
real nicely that you stay out of it" -Child of Baal
"This is between us and the chickens, ma'am, and im going to ask
real nicely that you stay out of it" -Child of Baal
- dragon wench
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8 Listen to music
9 See how many times you can punch a desk before pain starts to settle in (My record is 1021 )
9 See how many times you can punch a desk before pain starts to settle in (My record is 1021 )
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
11. Read Dungeon Crawl Inc.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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13. Bash Anomen
14. See how many different words you can do with your bag of m&m´s.
15. MaGiC mUsHrOoMs.
14. See how many different words you can do with your bag of m&m´s.
15. MaGiC mUsHrOoMs.
Icewind Gate II Improved engine, third edition rules and the full BG2 storyline.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening
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Oh no!
17. Fly kites and kill the kittens.
18. Play minesweeper.
17. Fly kites and kill the kittens.
18. Play minesweeper.
"There is no weakness in honest sorrow... only in succumbing to depression over what cannot be changed." --- Alaundo, BG2
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26: buy a big box of thumbtacks and a ball of string. put the thumbtacks in the ceiling in a precise grid pattern - roughly 10cm or so apart - and use the string to hang an object off each one.
27: collect drink cans. glue them to the ceiling.
27: collect drink cans. glue them to the ceiling.
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
- dragon wench
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30. Download The Two Towers Trailer and play repeatedly while drooling over Aragorn.
Well... I guess replace with appropriate subject of fantasy if you are male
Well... I guess replace with appropriate subject of fantasy if you are male
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31: juggle eggs. outdoors.
32: go to park. watch squirrels bury nuts. dig them up and bury them somewhere else.
33: make ungodly numbers of origami shuriken
32: go to park. watch squirrels bury nuts. dig them up and bury them somewhere else.
33: make ungodly numbers of origami shuriken
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.