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nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem

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1. Play Baldurs Gate series
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*Read a book
*Write, paint, cook or something similarly creative
*Buy a PS2 :D
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5. Re-write the Bible, inserting your name wherever it says "Lord" or "God". :D
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6. count the fences on your dorm
7. Go to a hypermart and count the bulbs installed there :rolleyes:
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8 Listen to music
9 See how many times you can punch a desk before pain starts to settle in (My record is 1021 :D )
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10 Visit SYM :D
If I asked, would you answer? Its your problem. Its a deep, deep problem. I have no way to ask about that... I have no elegant way of stepping into your heart without tracking in filth. So I will wait. Someday, when you want to tell me, tell me then. -Bleach
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Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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12 - Erect a tower to your fame everlasting :cool:
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13. Bash Anomen
14. See how many different words you can do with your bag of m&m´s.
15. MaGiC mUsHrOoMs. :D
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16. Lurk in SYM reading all the tavern threads :eek:
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Oh no!

17. Fly kites and kill the kittens. :eek: :D

18. Play minesweeper. :p

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17. Get a mohawk....
18. Stare at people who stare at you.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
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19. (or is it 21?) Beat yourself up for not scrolling down far enough to see Maharlika already did 17 and 18.
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22. Play Civilization III
23. Scan all your photos with high resolution
24. Put your records in alphabetical order
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25. join every joinable website you can find
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26: buy a big box of thumbtacks and a ball of string. put the thumbtacks in the ceiling in a precise grid pattern - roughly 10cm or so apart - and use the string to hang an object off each one.

27: collect drink cans. glue them to the ceiling.
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ROFLMFAO@ Robnark...

28 - Persecute harmless crackpots!
29 - Try and figure out what acatalectic means.
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30. Download The Two Towers Trailer and play repeatedly while drooling over Aragorn. :D
Well... I guess replace with appropriate subject of fantasy if you are male :p
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31: juggle eggs. outdoors.
32: go to park. watch squirrels bury nuts. dig them up and bury them somewhere else.
33: make ungodly numbers of origami shuriken :cool:
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Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
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34. Download The Two Towers Trailer and play repeatedly while drooling over Gollum. Image
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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