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Ok, I have been going back and forth through all the threads, and the goody goody sickeningly sweetness is overwhelming my delicate senses. It has become apparent that I need my own space to come into and recover from the horrors of it all.

therefore, I have created this, my own place, molded in my own image. (Yes, I have a god complex)

I suppose I can't keep the world at bay, and I need vict...er...people to lash out at, so, I guess this can be considered some sort of tavern. (Like you really though there wouldn't be beer involved)

So, I am importing the ground rules from my old establishment.

1. everyone is welcome!
2. the more you drink, the more you are welcome.
3. those who linger in the Tavern without drinking will be forcebly intoxicated. (hey, this is my place, and I have a rep to protect.)
4. All ladies who smile fetchingly at the owner...*ahem* me *ahem* will recieve favored treatment.
5. For the ladies, the price of entry drops in direct proportion to the amount of skin shown. (at the guys, any attempts to apply this rule to yourselves will be dealt with swiftly and in the manner decided upon to cause the most pain. )

Anyone who was employedat my previous place has first dibs on the jobs they want. Anyone who was responsible for the closing of said establichment might find his drink poisoned. Anyone who tries to turn this into a "nice, atmosphereic place for discussion and socializing" Will be decapitated and fed to the crocs as soon as I get them imported. Andyone who can find Ned and drag him back to the board will be rewarded with free booze for one year and a week with the house's on call assortment of lewd women.

This is a bar...anyone who goes a page of posting without requesting a drink will be seized and forced into public humiliation as house entertainment

So, there it is, I am back in business, and all of you enter at your own risk and with full agreement that you waive all rights as citizens of whatever country you inhabit while here. In other words...my word is law.

Enjoy the fine hospitality of the new place.

Wow! This is a nice, atmosphereic place for....oh uhm...erm....I mean....Can I get a drink?

*Der-draigen throws the door open and walks in, scowling.*

"I am the Bane of the Dark Flames. No sweetness here. I'd like to have a Zombie, please."

Originally posted by Der-draigen
*Der-draigen throws the door open and walks in, scowling.*

"I am the Bane of the Dark Flames. No sweetness here. I'd like to have a Zombie, please."

EEEP!

*makes a mad dash towards the door for own health*

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Wow! This is a nice, atmosphereic place for....oh uhm...erm....I mean....Can I get a drink?

*slides bottle of whiskey down to TY*

You almost got yourself into trouble there

@DD...now, that's the spirit...hmmm...Zombie eh? Ty close enough?

*I am still trapped in Hell, cleaning Buck's facilities is hardwork*

Slide me a bucket of Wild Turkey, would you?

Hey, I got something for ya. I'm donating my pit full of well-fed crocs to your new bar. They just finished snacking on Z, but I'm sure they'll be hungry real soon...

*looks at Ty out of the corner of my eye*

@Z...order a drink or I'll call in some favors and have Satan put his putchfork to good use

@Chan....Cool, I like a patron that comes bearing gifts. Just remember, don't feed the crocs from here on in...unless you have ghood reason *looks at Ty*

@Scayde...I dunno, just start taking it off, and someone will tell you when you have gone far enough

@Ty: You don't have to go away...I'm all right unless provoked

Dont worry. I find crocs to be cute. I do like reptiles of all shapes and sizes.

And this is in all seriousness.

Heh. I like crocs more then dogs.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@Z...order a drink or I'll call in some favors and have Satan put his putchfork to good use

@Chan....Cool, I like a patron that comes bearing gifts. Just remember, don't feed the crocs from here on in...unless you have ghood reason *looks at Ty*

@Scayde...I dunno, just start taking it off, and someone will tell you when you have gone far enough

*tosses vest on the counter*....How bout that tequila?

Originally posted by Der-draigen
@Ty: You don't have to go away...I'm all right unless provoked

Oh ok. Good good. I dont want any trouble...and well *looks at the door* ...I certainly dont want any trouble from you.

@BS: *looks at Ty* I'm sure a good reason will pop up sooner or later...

@Scayde:

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Dont worry. I find crocs to be cute. I do like reptiles of all shapes and sizes.

And this is in all seriousness.

Heh. I like crocs more then dogs.

They like you too See the way they snap their jaws?

@DD...well, he DID PM me some very distatseful remarks about you...that provocation enough?

@Scayde....well, that'll get you some pretzels so far

*Damn. I'm missing Scayde's show. Send a coke or three down here will ya? I've got some downtime before I have to clean "The Toilet of Doom" *

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
They like you too See the way they snap their jaws?

@DD...well, he DID PM me some very distatseful remarks about you...that provocation enough?

Indeed...but a bit of rubbing tummies and Ill be comfortable.

What? No! Ive been framed! Why am I always the dang target?

Gosh darn it...

The only rubbing you'll be doing is from the inside.

@Z...I can't serve you anything non-alcoholic until you prove your age

@Z: Hush, you, or they'll make you run 3,459,648 laps around Hell. *takes a gigantic pull off the Wild Turkey*