Dungeon Crawling

Mister Popo · Post by **Mister Popo** » Thu Mar 27, 2003 6:09 am

Dungeon Crawl Inc. Fan-thread

As I'm shamelessly promoting the dungeon crawling.inc site to every newbie that asks a question on the forum, I'm wondering if I'm not being a bad "parent".

I'm teaching these young wonderfull lives senseless violence and public nudity all the while saying that it's fun to!!!

Now, I myself am a big fan of the site and public nudity and the use of mushrooms for "medicinal purposes" and lots of violence in it's most senseless form, but I need to clear my conscience here.

Should I stop and keep these young'uns sheltered?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Mar 27, 2003 6:19 am

You may want to check out this thread...

...right hereMutants unite!

I assume that you know that Kayless is behind all these.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Mar 27, 2003 10:36 am

Wow -Kayless....this looks like it may be your first fan outside SYM...

A little like the first person apart from your nan to tell you that you have a lovely singing voice

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:35 pm

Originally posted by Mister Popo
Should I stop and keep these young'uns sheltered?

By all means, keep promoting.

DCI is a balanced part of one's daily reading and teaches young people the importance of decapitating gnolls and not trusting demon rabbits.

Originally posted by Maharlika
I assume that you know that Kayless is behind all these.

Moi?

That's Jaesha's thread, not mine. I would never indulge in such shameless self-promotion.

Originally posted by frogus
Wow -Kayless....this looks like it may be your first fan outside SYM...

A little like the first person apart from your nan to tell you that you have a lovely singing voice

LOL

I suppose it is at that. Though did have some suspicions that non-SYMians read the comic, since I kinda doubted that the 6000+ hits all came from here.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:38 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
LOL I suppose it is at that. Though did have some suspicions that non-SYMians read the comic, since I kinda doubted that the 6000+ hits all came from here.

You don't know Jaesha that well, do you?

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:38 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
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LOL I suppose it is at that. Though did have some suspicions that non-SYMians read the comic, since I kinda doubted that the 6000+ hits all came from here. [/b]

Cool

The fanclub expands!

BTW
Congrats on the 100 posts Popo!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Mar 27, 2003 12:44 pm

Originally posted by frogus
You don't know Jaesha that well, do you?

He's really a posting conglomerate consisting of thousands of people?

Originally posted by Rob-hin
Cool
The fanclub expands!

At the current rate of expansion DCI should reach 10,000 hits sometime in May (if not sooner).

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Thu Mar 27, 2003 2:13 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
He's really a posting conglomerate consisting of thousands of people?

You know, I recently took a mental disorder test showing that I'm slightly scizophrenic. (would you believe it?)
I wonder why I'm always so tired in the mornings... like I didn't sleep at all... And then there's the odd glances I get at school, of course.

You know, I was thinking maybe you should add one of those fancy guestbooks where you get tons of spam and chain-letters.
Then fans outside of SYM would get a chance of telling you their likes and dislikes, instead of just this mad insider crowd...

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Mar 27, 2003 5:13 pm

Originally posted by Jaesha
You know, I was thinking maybe you should add one of those fancy guestbooks where you get tons of spam and chain-letters.
Then fans outside of SYM would get a chance of telling you their likes and dislikes, instead of just this mad insider crowd...

I've been thinking of setting up a DCI board over at top web comics. But then I figured why go over there when Game Banshee's already right here?

Maybe someday Buck will make a DCI Board here.

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 1:53 am

Originally posted by Kayless
LOL I suppose it is at that. Though did have some suspicions that non-SYMians read the comic, since I kinda doubted that the 6000+ hits all came from here.

Someone told Jaesha that if you load up Episode 72 7000 times, Beatrice streaks naked across the strip. Aslong as no one tells him it isn't true (it isn't is it?) you can expect a few more hits in the near future.

Mister Popo · Post by **Mister Popo** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 3:30 am

originally by Kayless
Maybe someday Buck will make a DCI Board here

Isn't that the least a loving father can do for it's mutant offspring

BTW for a further bit of promotion, just look at the nice clickable smilies in my sig.... awh.... you know you want to, just click, it won't hurt ya.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 5:16 am

Originally posted by Osiris
Someone told Jaesha that if you load up Episode 72 7000 times, Beatrice streaks naked across the strip. Aslong as no one tells him it isn't true (it isn't is it?) you can expect a few more hits in the near future.

That's just a myth. However, if you reload episode 25 a hundred times the Archdruid streaks naked across the screen.

Originally posted by Mister Popo
Isn't that the least a loving father can do for it's mutant offspring

BTW for a further bit of promotion, just look at the nice clickable smilies in my sig.... awh.... you know you want to, just click, it won't hurt ya.

Cool.

Smilies with added promotional goodness.

P.S. The latest episode is up.

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 7:05 am

Originally posted by Kayless
That's just a myth. However, if you reload episode 25 a hundred times the Archdruid streaks naked across the screen.

Makes me glad I've only looked at that ep. 95 times.

Mister Popo · Post by **Mister Popo** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 7:22 am

Mister Popo blinks, *blink*blink* and then smiles a smile that would warm even the coldest of moderators hearts.

"It's back!!!" He yells " The dancing frog is back!!!"

He opens the new DCI comic, and floats in a semi high, semi drunk stupor of happy happy joy joy, and dreams of the day when he has his very own DCI coffe mug and Khaggoth doll.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 7:00 pm

Originally posted by Osiris
Makes me glad I've only looked at that ep. 95 times.

You haven't lived until you've seen the big guy naked.

Originally posted by Mister Popo
Mister Popo blinks, *blink*blink* and then smiles a smile that would warm even the coldest of moderators hearts.

"It's back!!!" He yells " The dancing frog is back!!!"

Yes, happy days are here again, for the Disco Frog has returned.

Originally posted by Mister Popo
He opens the new DCI comic, and floats in a semi high, semi drunk stupor of happy happy joy joy, and dreams of the day when he has his very own DCI coffe mug and Khaggoth doll.

DCI merchandise is probably a good ways off. But who knows, one day we might see a DCI urinal cake.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 7:52 pm

So is this thread the new home for Dungeon Crawlers on SYM?

Mutants Unite! thread is sooo big now.

Scary thing is, I can still find some cool things that were posted earlier in the thread, despite the heavy number of posts.

It will be hard to move the DCI thoughts from one thread or another. Whenever the words mutants unite come up, Ill automatically think of DCI. Its like a scary program or something.

As far as your comment on the gnoll illusion in the mutants unite thread, Kayless: True. He would have killed the summon if he was a summon. But summons are just sooo cool.

I think theres room for a story line or minor plot for summons.

What is in Arudin's spellbook at this level anyway?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 8:02 pm

LOL...Love the newest issue Kay....don't know why..but it kinda reminded me of the Slurrs

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 8:23 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
So is this thread the new home for Dungeon Crawlers on SYM?

Good question. We'll just have to wait and see.

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Mutants Unite! thread is sooo big now. Scary thing is, I can still find some cool things that were posted earlier in the thread, despite the heavy number of posts.

I think the sheer size of the old thread made it intimidating for newbies. This new one is more accessible (and the title is more apt too).

Originally posted by Tybaltus
It will be hard to move the DCI thoughts from one thread or another. Whenever the words mutants unite come up, Ill automatically think of DCI. Its like a scary program or something.

LOL

Looks like the cast will be forever associated with mutants (not that it’s inappropriate).

Originally posted by Tybaltus
As far as your comment on the gnoll illusion in the mutants unite thread, Kayless: True. He would have killed the summon if he was a summon. But summons are just sooo cool. I think theres room for a story line or minor plot for summons.

I considered using a monster summon spell but 3E summoned monsters are all outsiders (no gnolls). Plus the punchline of the strip wouldn’t work if the gnoll wasn’t an illusion.

Originally posted by Tybaltus
What is in Arudin's spellbook at this level anyway?

As a third level wizard using 3E D&D rules, Arudin has access to second level spells. The exact spells he has are Magic Missile, Minor Image, and Arudin’s Low Blow. I don't want to spoil the rest.

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL...Love the newest issue Kay....don't know why..but it kinda reminded me of the Slurrs

Do they frequently chop the heads off gnolls?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 9:39 pm

LOL..Well, actually, it would be the next to the most recent now, since you posted a new one just as I was writing this. I have yet to check the newest one, but I will

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 10:21 pm

For those who were wondering...

Arudin’s Low Blow
Evocation [Force]
Level: Sor/Wiz 2
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Targets: Any single creature with male genitalia
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes
This cruel variation of Magic Missile was developed by the unscrupulous elven wizard Arudin. When cast, a missile of magical energy darts forth from the character's fingertip and unerringly strikes its target square in the groin. The missile deals 1d4+1 points of damage. Furthermore, the target remains stunned for 1d4 rounds as he collapses to the ground in agony. The missile strikes unerringly, even if the target is in melee or has anything less than total cover or concealment. Inanimate objects, females, and genderless creatures cannot be damaged by this spell.

Arudin's Low Blow was first seen in action during episode 42.