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SIGN THE PETITION!: It's important (I might allow some SPAM)
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:36 am
by Minerva
TONY for PRESIDENT!!
The petition to support our beloved holy supreme leader, Tony Blair, running the next year's presidential election in the USA has been on. I think everyone should sign
here.
I was listening to a radio phone-in, and the majority seems to think it's fantastic idea. "They want him, we don't want him. It's win-win situation", one guy said. Unless, of course, Mr Bush Jr insists on swapping places with Tony....
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:43 am
by fable
Originally posted by Minerva
"They want him, we don't want him. It's win-win situation", one guy said.
LOL! That's brilliant! And yes, you're perfectly welcome to have Dubya. Though as I like the British, I'm more inclined to offer him to Mainland China. Best way to break apart their empire quickly into tiny pieces, you know.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:43 am
by Tom
Ill sign.
Anything to get rid of the lying scumbag.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:20 am
by Gwalchmai
I'll sign. After Bush, I admire anyone who can speak in complete sentences.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:45 am
by Minerva
Re: Re: SIGN THE PETITION!: It's important (I might allow some SPAM)
Originally posted by fable
LOL! That's brilliant! And yes, you're perfectly welcome to have Dubya.
Err, I don't think he wants to come over here.... I hope, anyway. There's no oil to exploi... *ahem* awww, never mind.
Blair is definitely happier when he's abroad. So, being the president of USA will make everyone happy.
Only thing we have to worry is who'll be his vice-president? He can't have Maggie Thatcher, 'cause she can't make speeches any more, you know.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:44 am
by Gwalchmai

Why can't Maggie make speeches?
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:13 pm
by fable
A stubborn person in power is said to possess a will of iron. (And they called her "the Iron Lady.") Out of power, though, they're just cranky. Thatcher gripes and grumbles at everything, in on particular order.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:21 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Why can't Maggie make speeches?
Doctor's order. I can't remember the detail.
The announcement was received by great shock among hard core Tory supporters (including one T. Blair

), and by great cheers by 82% of the nation and Ian Duncan Smith, current Tory Leader.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 1:33 pm
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by Minerva
Doctor's order. I can't remember the detail.
Oh. I hope its not serious. I thought maybe she had had a stroke or some such (not a fate I would wish on anyone).
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:40 pm
by Scayde
I have always liked Margaret Thatcher. I thought she was very well suited for her time and place in history. I only hope our first woman president is made of the same stuff as she was.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:47 pm
by Yshania
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Oh. I hope its not serious. I thought maybe she had had a stroke or some such (not a fate I would wish on anyone).
Hmmm...now why does this sound about right? I might be wrong, but I seem to recall she has had some serious health problems of late, and has recently lost her husband, Dennis, too. I can't say I liked Thatcher, but I did admire her take no nonsense attitude. She kissed no backsides

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:21 pm
by James Mason
And guess what! Since our good friend Senator Hatch is trying to pass a bill allowing people not born in the United States to be president, Mr. Blair just might have a shot at it.

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 9:46 am
by RandomThug
Wha? Call me a nationalist or whatnot but I think ya should be Born here to run here.
I wouldn't want blair in... If he did sit second fiddle to bush... than really.
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 10:28 am
by fable
Originally posted by Scayde
I have always liked Margaret Thatcher. I thought she was very well suited for her time and place in history. I only hope our first woman president is made of the same stuff as she was.
Oh, no no no no no.

We already have far too much hidden collusion with private corporations and government white washes of responsibility. Let's not wish for yet another in that mold!

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 2:00 pm
by Grendel
I am appalled by what I read.
Surely you all jest.
Can't we have a petition to fost the pair of them off somewhere neutral (ish). How about them being Pres and Vice-Pres of Iraq? They could have a rotating term so each gets to be in charge. Their problem, they can go fix it.
Leaves the real jobs open for Arnold S and Sean C. 
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 8:34 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by Grendel
Leaves the real jobs open for Arnold S and Sean C.
Hmmm..They get my vote any day...for what ever position they are interested in
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:18 am
by James Mason
Well 'Ahnold' could very well be a contender for president if Hatch's bill passes. By the way, is anyone sure why Hatch is going for this? Is it for Arnold?
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 5:53 am
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by Scayde
Hmmm..They get my vote any day...for what ever position they are interested in
[Sean voice]What short of poshishuns did you have in mind, my dear?[/Sean voice]

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:57 am
by Craig
It's about time he left!