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SIGN THE PETITION!: It's important (I might allow some SPAM)
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:36 am
by Minerva
TONY for PRESIDENT!!
The petition to support our beloved holy supreme leader, Tony Blair, running the next year's presidential election in the USA has been on. I think everyone should sign
here.
I was listening to a radio phone-in, and the majority seems to think it's fantastic idea. "They want him, we don't want him. It's win-win situation", one guy said. Unless, of course, Mr Bush Jr insists on swapping places with Tony....
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:43 am
by fable
Originally posted by Minerva
"They want him, we don't want him. It's win-win situation", one guy said.
LOL! That's brilliant! And yes, you're perfectly welcome to have Dubya. Though as I like the British, I'm more inclined to offer him to Mainland China. Best way to break apart their empire quickly into tiny pieces, you know.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:43 am
by Tom
Ill sign.
Anything to get rid of the lying scumbag.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:20 am
by Gwalchmai
I'll sign. After Bush, I admire anyone who can speak in complete sentences.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:45 am
by Minerva
Re: Re: SIGN THE PETITION!: It's important (I might allow some SPAM)
Originally posted by fable
LOL! That's brilliant! And yes, you're perfectly welcome to have Dubya.
Err, I don't think he wants to come over here.... I hope, anyway. There's no oil to exploi... *ahem* awww, never mind.
Blair is definitely happier when he's abroad. So, being the president of USA will make everyone happy.
Only thing we have to worry is who'll be his vice-president? He can't have Maggie Thatcher, 'cause she can't make speeches any more, you know.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:44 am
by Gwalchmai
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Why can't Maggie make speeches?
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:13 pm
by fable
A stubborn person in power is said to possess a will of iron. (And they called her "the Iron Lady.") Out of power, though, they're just cranky. Thatcher gripes and grumbles at everything, in on particular order.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:21 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Why can't Maggie make speeches?
Doctor's order. I can't remember the detail.
The announcement was received by great shock among hard core Tory supporters (including one T. Blair
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), and by great cheers by 82% of the nation and Ian Duncan Smith, current Tory Leader.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 1:33 pm
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by Minerva
Doctor's order. I can't remember the detail.
Oh. I hope its not serious. I thought maybe she had had a stroke or some such (not a fate I would wish on anyone).
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:40 pm
by Scayde
I have always liked Margaret Thatcher. I thought she was very well suited for her time and place in history. I only hope our first woman president is made of the same stuff as she was.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:47 pm
by Yshania
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Oh. I hope its not serious. I thought maybe she had had a stroke or some such (not a fate I would wish on anyone).
Hmmm...now why does this sound about right? I might be wrong, but I seem to recall she has had some serious health problems of late, and has recently lost her husband, Dennis, too. I can't say I liked Thatcher, but I did admire her take no nonsense attitude. She kissed no backsides
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:21 pm
by James Mason
And guess what! Since our good friend Senator Hatch is trying to pass a bill allowing people not born in the United States to be president, Mr. Blair just might have a shot at it.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 9:46 am
by RandomThug
Wha? Call me a nationalist or whatnot but I think ya should be Born here to run here.
I wouldn't want blair in... If he did sit second fiddle to bush... than really.
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 10:28 am
by fable
Originally posted by Scayde
I have always liked Margaret Thatcher. I thought she was very well suited for her time and place in history. I only hope our first woman president is made of the same stuff as she was.
Oh, no no no no no.
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We already have far too much hidden collusion with private corporations and government white washes of responsibility. Let's not wish for yet another in that mold!
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 2:00 pm
by Grendel
I am appalled by what I read.
Surely you all jest.
Can't we have a petition to fost the pair of them off somewhere neutral (ish). How about them being Pres and Vice-Pres of Iraq? They could have a rotating term so each gets to be in charge. Their problem, they can go fix it.
Leaves the real jobs open for Arnold S and Sean C. ![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/)
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 8:34 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by Grendel
Leaves the real jobs open for Arnold S and Sean C.
Hmmm..They get my vote any day...for what ever position they are interested in
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:18 am
by James Mason
Well 'Ahnold' could very well be a contender for president if Hatch's bill passes. By the way, is anyone sure why Hatch is going for this? Is it for Arnold?
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 5:53 am
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by Scayde
Hmmm..They get my vote any day...for what ever position they are interested in
[Sean voice]What short of poshishuns did you have in mind, my dear?[/Sean voice]
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:57 am
by Craig
It's about time he left!