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Interesting Quotes/Sayings

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:19 pm
by Hildogen
Last night i lay in my bed looking at the stars and one thought went through my head "Where the heck is my ceiling?!"

"I've been to many OVERSEA countries, including Canada"
-Brittany Spears (blonde?) :p

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other HALF is physical"
-Yogi Berra

My mother never realized the irony in calling be a son of a b****

Police arrested two boys yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fire works. They charged one and set the other on off. :D

"Potatoe"

Roses are red, violets are blue, im a schitzophrenic, AND SO AM I!


---If you like these, please respond and i will post more...and feel free to share yours!

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 8:44 pm
by fable
You're a bit behind the times: try here. ;)