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best male npc body

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 6:25 pm
by dragon wench
ok, since all is fair in love and war, I had to start this parallel thread.
So which male npc do you figure looks best without his armour? I'm going to have to look carefully at my party before putting in my two cents, but at the moment I'm inclined towards Valygar.

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 6:30 pm
by scully1
Ahh...I'm staying out of this one ;)

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 6:43 pm
by EMINEM
Valygar? Go watch any Wesley Snipes movie and you'll have your imagination fulfilled.

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 7:10 pm
by dragon wench
Actually, I prefer Denzel Washinton. I particularly liked "The Bone Collector"

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 7:16 pm
by EMINEM
As did I, but for different reasons... named Angelina Jolie mmmm mmmmm 'cant wait for Tomb Raider!

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 7:25 pm
by Bruce Lee
Not that I am really interested but I wonder what Korgan looks like in speedos :)

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 7:30 pm
by EMINEM
Originally posted by Bruce Lee:
<STRONG>Not that I am really interested but I wonder what Korgan looks like in speedos :) </STRONG>
LOL!

Probably much like a muscular Danny Divito

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 7:58 pm
by Georgi
Hmmmm, I think it would have to be between Valygar and Anomen... As a matter of personal preference, I would probably go for Anomen I think.
Although this has led me to wonder whether Edwin might be quite fit under his robes... But with only 10 strength, a bit too much of a wimp I guess.

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 8:09 pm
by dragon wench
I thought about Anomen too, but if you consider the whole package Valygar has a naturally high dexterity. ;)

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 8:23 pm
by Huskylaw
No-one likes Jan huh? :)

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 8:37 pm
by Kayless
I don’t believe either Wesley Snipes or Denzel Washington is a good likeness of Vaylgar. Keith Hamilton Cobb (who plays Tyr on Andromeda) is the actor I’ve seen who most resembles the ranger. If they ever make a Shadows of Amn movie Cobb should be the one to play Valygar. But you don’t have to take my word for it. ;) See for yourselves:
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 8:37 pm
by dragon wench
I suspect that in general women feel much the same way about Jan as men do about Mazzy. As far as personality goes, I think that Jan is a blast, but...

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 9:16 pm
by EMINEM
Wow Kayless, you may be right. The resemblance is striking. Better call his agent and see if he's willing to take part in "BG2 The Movie." Onscreen 2003!

Hey, it might happen if the LOTR movie generates the same kind of waves as "Titanic" did. There's bound to be demand for such films of the genre.

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 9:18 pm
by Bruce Lee
You can't compare jan and mazzy, he is a gnome and she is a halfling... halflings look good just that they are small, gnomes do not look good. Mazzy rules.

Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 11:11 pm
by dragon wench
Personally I think that Mazzy is really great; IMO she's one of the best characters in the game. But in an other thread numerous males expressed a certain reservation about her physical allure, so I was trying to go by the male perspective.

Thanks Kayless for the visuals. You're right, with the exception of the eyes (Valygar's are more almond shaped)Keith Hamilton Cobb bears a striking ressemblance to Valygar.
A movie.....hmmm. I wonder what that would be like. With a good director and producer it could be really awesome. On the other hand...

Posted: Sun May 06, 2001 12:03 am
by Kayless
A properly executed Baldur’s Gate movie would rock. Unfortunately we all know how often Hollywood gets it right. :( :mad: Since Keith Hamilton Cobb is a pretty accurate Valygar stand-in I figured I’d post a pic for all you ladies out there ;) :D (after all, this is a topic about which male NPC has the best body).
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2001 9:32 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>I thought about Anomen too, but if you consider the whole package Valygar has a naturally high dexterity. ;) </STRONG>
I did consider that too... but then Anomen has higher charisma.
And besides, this is about who has the best *body*, nothing else...
So maybe we should start a thread on which male NPC would be the best in bed?
:D
Or maybe that's just getting too freaky!

Posted: Sun May 06, 2001 9:39 am
by dragon wench
You're right Georgi!
must remove mind from gutter....
As far as starting a poll on... um technique, yes that would likley be getting a little too bizarre. I already find the concept of romancing a computer generated character strange enough. A Sociology PhD in the making here ;)

[ 05-06-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]

Posted: Sun May 06, 2001 9:47 am
by Georgi
I agree, it just doesn't bear thinking about...

And yeah, how sad is it that your most recent boyfriend is computer generated?
:rolleyes:
Must get out more...

Posted: Sun May 06, 2001 12:45 pm
by Astafas
You go girls! :D