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Enter the Nazgul
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:29 pm
by Gilgalen
Behold, all and sundry SYMians, for here dwells the Witchking of Angmar. Yes, it is I who have possessed the account of this mortal lass. Fie to those who have pestered and persecuted Lord Foul; despair and destruction await you. My dark purpose has yet to be revealed, and you have done naught but delayed my vengeance. I never sleep. I never rest. And death is denied to me.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:47 pm
by CM
Somebody hasnt been taking waverly's purple pills....
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:50 pm
by Weasel
Oh no!
Dear please take your pills!! 
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:53 pm
by CM
Re: Oh no!
Originally posted by Weasel
Dear please take your pills!!
Question is did you sleep with foul?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:56 pm
by Weasel
Re: Re: Oh no!
Originally posted by CM
Question is did you sleep with foul?
Oh please don't ask!
I wonder if my RL wife will accept me back!!
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:13 pm
by Gilgalen
Re: Re: Oh no!
Originally posted by CM
Question is did you sleep with foul?
If you knew the answer, your mind would shatter and you would be left quivering on the floor.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:40 pm
by Weasel
Here's your peaches back, Dear.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:41 pm
by CM
Ok High COMM how the hell did you not realise it was foul when you slept with him, or her, or it or whatever. What were you drugged?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:48 pm
by Weasel
Too much beer....way too much beer!!
I should had figured something wasn't right when "she" claimed it was only a ferret of hers that had gotten loose!
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:48 pm
by dragon wench
Maybe he was so caught up by the passion of the moment that he didn't notice!
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:54 pm
by Gilgalen
Originally posted by dragon wench
Maybe he was so caught up by the passion of the moment that he didn't notice!
Plus being undead gives you baby smooth skin.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:36 pm
by Chanak
Good one.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 5:37 pm
by der Moench
I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-O-L-A cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Foul
F-O-U-L Foul fa-fa-fa-fa Foul
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Foul
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Foul
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Foul
Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Foul smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Foul
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 5:46 pm
by Grendel
LMAO @ Der Moench.
Makes you wonder if it really should be prunes and not peaches...
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 6:52 pm
by Scayde
April Fools ?
Foul...For shame...After I let you borrow my corset that night....I thought you only wanted it for a souvenir...
Never did I dream you would use it to commit such an heinous act on our beloved rodent
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 7:06 pm
by Aegis
Re: April Fools ?
Originally posted by Scayde
Foul...For shame...After I let you borrow my corset that night....I thought you only wanted it for a souvenir...
Never did I dream you would use it to commit such an heinous act on our beloved rodent
You're just jealous he beat you too it, aren't you
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 7:13 pm
by Gilgalen
Re: April Fools ?
Originally posted by Scayde
Never did I dream you would use it to commit such an heinous act on our beloved rodent
What may seem heinous to you is actually legal in 12 states and 2 provinces. We will thank you not to judge the special moments that we shared.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 8:33 pm
by Scayde
Re: Re: April Fools ?
Originally posted by Gilgalen
What may seem heinous to you is actually legal in 12 states and 2 provinces. We will thank you not to judge the special moments that we shared.
I just have to know...Were the sheep jealous of the Puffins?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:47 pm
by The Z
So if GG is "Foul" then where did the photos come from?
Or maybe I'm just really really really thick in the head right now and this is an April Fools joke or something....
And didn't the Witchking get killed by Eowyn????
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 11:54 pm
by Kayless
Originally posted by Weasel
I should had figured something wasn't right when "she" claimed it was only a ferret of hers that had gotten loose!
Why am I hearing the Crying Game theme all of a sudden?