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1009 uses for duct tape :P :D
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:14 pm
by Neo
Hey guys I'm back just thought i would bring a little redneck cheer to all your lives 
with 1009 uses for duct tape even though theres more lol.
1. keeping an old single engine air plane together
2. a shimmery new finish on those old s h o es you l o v e so much
3. a key point in an April Fool's Prank booby trap
4. water proofing a boat
5. keeping someone quiet
6. hair remover (ouch )
7. fix a broken tail light
8. make duct tape rope ( it would take a lot of it though)
9. really weird w a l l p a pe r
10. mark a basket ball court
11. make a nice shirt
12. chewy toy for a dog when wrapped a few times around news paper
13. a sweet wallet
14. braclet and draw watch face on there and have a dead watch
15. patch hole in swimming pool liner just temp though
almost there just need 994 more uses for duct tape now come on guys! lol
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:32 am
by Vicsun
Like mother, like son
Deja vu?
The apple doesn't fall far away from the tree, it seems
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:33 am
by Chanak
16. If your keys fall down a sewer grate...take a long stick, wad up duct tape on the end of it (sticky side out)...retrieve your keys.
17. Create new fashions out of colored duct tape...coats, pants...why, even shoes.
18. If the serpentine belt on your automobile breaks, never fear....take some bailing wire, wrap it up with duct tape, use it for the belt, it will get you home.
19. Keep losing your wallet? No problem, duct tape that sucker to your hand.
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:39 pm
by Neo
Re: Like mother, like son
Originally posted by Vicsun
Deja vu?
The apple doesn't fall far away from the tree, it seems
wow i didnt even know about that thats soo wierd its just like mine but mine has 8 more slots lol
lets see if we can keep this show running
20. hog tieng your younger cousin for three hours
21. a shiney hammok
22. a new metalic color for your car
23. a makeshift leg splint
just a few hundred more can we do it?
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 4:43 pm
by Robnark
24: taping ducts
25: keeping your hostages quiet
26: pretending to be a futuristic mummy
27: cheap and, frankly, useless fly papers
28: a handy adhesive garrotte
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 7:43 pm
by InfiniteNature
29: Tire Patch
30: handy dandy bandages (especially when a out of control rocket car hits you ouch!)
31) Inexpensive Diet control device, instead of stapling you know
32) Instant working Heimleich maneuver
33) The biggest high imaginable, if you put enough of it on you, you do know the adhesive is vaguely hallucinagenetic.
34) Very useful condom, that is if your willing to endure some pain.
35) Good bludgeon, if you have a stick you can even make a hand dandy flail.
36) Make your own personal BowFlex, and without ordering it on TV
37) Errrm if your head is ever decapitated, or other parts start falling off, its great for keeping them on.
38) It'd be a good whip, to ouch it even sticks.
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 7:44 pm
by fable
39) To seal the holes fish get when used as a shield substitute during jousts.
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:12 am
by Kaitsuburi
40) peeling off dye from the back of CDs
-kaitsuburi
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:31 am
by Weasel
(41) Don't pay for siding on your house, use duct tape. Will lower your cost for heating and cooling.
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:43 pm
by Scayde
Like mother, like son
Deja vu?
The apple doesn't fall far away from the tree, it seems
Unless you duct tape it back onto the limb
(42) A strip across the bottom of a car window that is off its track keeps it from falling down into the door
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:00 pm
by dragon wench
43. Buying a few hours silence if one has an overly talkative child
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:35 pm
by Chanak
44. Furniture wrapped in duct tape = art deco.
45. Going further with Scayde's use...missing that window altogether? Duct tape the window opening, then cut out a hole that allows you to see your side-view mirror. Save $$$
46. Out of clean underwear?
47. Child-proofing: duct tape all breakables in place around the house; spare those hierlooms from toddlers.
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:10 pm
by Bloodthroe
48: Put it on the carpet, pour some water and you've got your own slip and slide.
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:55 pm
by Galuf the Dwarf
49. Got holes in your ceiling? Not any more.
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:45 am
by RandomThug
50. Silencing those who would speak out against you, permanently.
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:59 pm
by Scayde
51. Weasel's date kit
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:14 pm
by InfiniteNature
52) Great for reinforcing buses when trying to escape from a zombie horde.
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:46 pm
by Scayde
53. Instead of waxing your bikini line
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 3:27 pm
by Bloodthroe
54.) Decorating tip. If you really, really want people to say wow when the walk into your home. Line everything from the walls to the silverware in Ducktape. They might never talk to you again, but atleast they'll say wow.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 1:31 am
by Scayde
55. Weatherproofing your cat