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Am I the only "Member"
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:04 pm
by hwesta_elf
sorry for wasting space but i have this claustraphobic feeling that I'm the only "Member" and everyone else is and "Exalted Member."
I feel like a newb...
What does it mean, the classification? like, do you get upgraded to exalted member or twisted sister or can you just write one down like your location or something?
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:16 pm
by fable
You can only become an exalted member if you set yourself on fire while chanting the Seven Dwarf's Work Song from Disney's Snow White. You also have to be dancing the lambada on one leg.
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:23 pm
by hwesta_elf
Originally posted by fable
You can only become an exalted member if you set yourself on fire while chanting the Seven Dwarf's Work Song from Disney's Snow White. You also have to be dancing the lambada on one leg.
are you kidding? or is that what you have to do? (yes, i am gullible, i admit it...)
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:40 pm
by InfiniteNature
Thou must do as Fable doth say, are you willing to chance his wrath with your lack of faith.
The last one to do that ended up, naked tied to the tree with hyenas eating at his entrails.
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:59 pm
by hwesta_elf
Originally posted by InfiniteNature
Thou must do as Fable doth say, are you willing to chance his wrath with your lack of faith.
The last one to do that ended up, naked tied to the tree with hyenas eating at his entrails.
okay, let me get this straight, i have to sing a song and dance and then you become and almighty "exalted member"...
ummm... how do you go about actually singing the song and dancing? do you type the song? record it? i'm confused... my head hurts...
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:20 pm
by Aegis
Well, there was more to it at one time, but the Unions got on Fable's and my case, and we had to scrap it. It involved flaming toga's, sandals, and an irritated beaver... This way just seemed like an acceptable compromise
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:54 pm
by dragon wench
Originally posted by hwesta_elf
okay, let me get this straight, i have to sing a song and dance and then you become and almighty "exalted member"...
ummm... how do you go about actually singing the song and dancing? do you type the song? record it? i'm confused... my head hurts...
Well another option would be for you to sing and dance while somebody takes photos... which you can then post in the photo thread
However, do be advised that this is an E-rated forum so take care in what you choose to sing and dance to..
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:06 pm
by Aegis
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:15 pm
by der Moench
Stop teasing! @Missy: to become an "Exalted member," you need to get to 50 total posts. To become a Twisted Sister, you have to perform certain ritualistic rites not unlike those described by fable and Aegis, though, not being of the cult myself, I am not privy to the specifics.
Peace.
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:19 pm
by Audace
Originally posted by hwesta_elf
sorry for wasting space but i have this claustraphobic feeling that I'm the only "Member" and everyone else is and "Exalted Member."
I feel like a newb...
What does it mean, the classification? like, do you get upgraded to exalted member or twisted sister or can you just write one down like your location or something?
Actually you are a newb...just like me...
eventhough my registered date is 10-20-2001....
It all comes down to how much you are willing to cq capable of spam(ming). That's the charming thing about SYM. Ask my any q. about BG and I might be considered quite the expert. Ask me a Q. about Babylonian gods or Scayde's leather whips and I'm lost. It makes a good read though....
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:24 pm
by fable
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:16 pm
by Bloodthroe
I'd just like to add something. Yes, you are the only 'Member.' Sorry, but us Exalted can't be seen posting too many times to.. you people...
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:27 pm
by dragon wench
I actually view a low post count as a positive thing. Anyone who manages to maintain less than a thousand posts over the period of a year or more, clearly has far more self-restraint than us "exalted" types....
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:47 pm
by fable
We do tend to get carried away, don't we?
Welcome to the forums, @Hwesta Elf. Don't worry about your post count--it will increase with time, and you'll become "exalted" long before your hair greys and your knees become the subject of hidden laughter by neighborhood children.
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:56 pm
by Mr Flibble
Originally posted by fable
We do tend to get carried away, don't we?
Understatement of the year!
Welcome to the loony bin @hwesta_elf. Straitjacket fittings are just down the hall
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:57 am
by Aegis
And Toga fitting right here
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:46 am
by Moonbiter
You should have seen what they had ME do!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 4:09 am
by Rob-hin
Yes, Moonbiter's introduction ceremony to SYM was a memerable one.
I'll never forget the sight of Moonbiter in the moonlight, covered in pasta, holding a picture of a Weasel above his head.
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 4:34 am
by Moonbiter
That wasn't a picture!
.... and the dachshund...
.... and the peanut butter...
*sob*
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:50 am
by Weasel
Yes I have them days as well.....
Originally posted by hwesta_elf
i have this claustraphobic feeling that I'm the only "Member" and everyone else is
an alter ego of Weasel!!!!