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Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 12:12 pm**

Noticed that Evandarian had a good BG2 quote in his signature. Feel free to post good BG2 quotes here!!!

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 12:42 pm**

The Beholder in the fish city said the BEST things, like :"Pekaboo! Now go away and leave me alone." and many other hilarious sarcastic lines.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 1:14 pm**

I've faced demons from the Nine Hells themselves! I shall barely break a sweat here today!

Me will crush, crush you to goo!

Silence, dog! Your only purpose in life is to die by my hand!

And the forever-a-classic:

You must gather you party before venturing forth.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 1:28 pm**

feel the burning stare of my hamster

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 1:35 pm**

Beg for death!
No one crosses the shadow thieves and lives!

Red! It be red!! If you say it's pink one more time halfling, I'll be sure to treat you on a one-way ticket to the Abyss!

I've been there, it's nothing special...

You! I recognize you! You are the scoundrel that attacked me for no good reason near Baldur's Gate, and made off with my equipment!

Tell me, what is your earliest memory?

I remember walking through that door. Before that is all a blur.

Burp! Sorry, turnip effect...

Don't... forget... to raise me...

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 1:38 pm**

@The_Pope: Who said that about "earliest memory" - That's definitely a brilliant quote (not that the others aren't)

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 1:43 pm**

@Rodion Raskolnikov: The harper guy does, then you can answer the other thing. It really pi$$es them off.

Don't forget this one:

Ah, the Child of Bhaal has awoken.
It is time for more... experiments.
The pain will only be passing. You should survive the process.
Interesting. You have much untapped power.
Do you even realize your potential?

More intruders have entered the complex, master.

They act sooner than we had anticipated.
No matter, they will only prove a slight delay.

Wake up you!

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 1:47 pm**

Spectator Beholder in Sahuagin City:
"...oh, that reminds me. I promised that mad little Sahuagin that I would make an effort to scare off intruders...So... boo!"

Edwin experiencing an "identity crisis":
"This is blasphemy! An outrage against nature and order! I must redouble my efforts to cancel the hideous and deforming nature of this Nether scourge!"

Jan Jansen:
"... You'll go far, you know. Farther, maybe, than cousin Bifflechips... although he was flung by a catapult, so I suppose it doesn't really count."

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 1:47 pm**

@The_Pope: Do you remember the Minsc quote (it was posted on this site as a screenshot) where the only answer you can give him is: "OOOOOOOOOOkay!"?

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 1:47 pm**

you will suffer, you will all suffer

yes master, what shall I fetch now

none shall see me, although my battle cry may give me away

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 1:48 pm**

Cant forget these

Another body lays at my feet and i walk away, bussiness as usual

This is a den of stinking evil cover your nose boo we will leave no creavice untouched Squeak

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 1:53 pm**

Originally posted by Rodion Raskolnikov:
<STRONG>@The_Pope: Do you remember the Minsc quote (it was posted on this site as a screenshot) where the only answer you can give him is: "OOOOOOOOOOkay!"?</STRONG>

"Yes! Lead evil by example, and one day we need no longer put the boots to those that stray off the path of goodness into the muck and bile of villainy and track great bloody footprints across our lily white tiles! Boo will have clean wood shavings you evil bastards!"

Another good one from Minsc:
"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!"

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 2:00 pm**

Jan: "One should never stow thrones in grass houses."

That has to be one of the better deliberately mangled old sayings I'd ever heard, and a perfectly fitting conclusion to a tale among the Drow.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 2:07 pm**

Ever pathetic, ever fools

Gotta love that one.

The beholder in saughain was funny, but Liracor the +3 2Hander is a riot

You could throw a coin in that fountain!

Murder! Death! KILL!

(sigh)BOOOORING

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 2:08 pm**

Jal Khaless.

And the best of all, no doubt, is this one:

Hello there!
You're adventurers, aren't you?
I want to be an adventurer!
Where'd you get that cloak!
I want one.
I like that sword!
Do you have to sharpen it?
Can you sign my shirt?
Are you gonna kill the druids?
Can I watch?
I killed a rabid rabbit!
I'm experienced, now!
Have you been to many places?
Mind if I tag along?
People say I ask too many questions.
Do you think so too?
What's a cleric?
Do you have to study spells?
Can I see one?
We should go find Waukeen!
That'd be a great adventure!
Have you ever seen a dragon?
WOW!
I want to see Athkatla!
I hear the streets are made of gold!
I wanna go to the Underdark!
I've heard there's cool stuff there!
Have you killed the genies?
I can go tell them that you're gonna.
You aren't going to throw rocks at me, now, are you?
How about now?
How about now?
How about.....

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 2:10 pm**

this ones for grandma who said id never amount to a buterknife

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 2:10 pm**

Originally posted by Idiyen:
<STRONG>The beholder in saughain was funny, but Liracor the +3 2Hander is a riot</STRONG>

Yeah Lilarcor ruled!

My former owner always said I was sharp and edgy. He was such an ass!

ROFL

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 2:12 pm**

ya know like a long a time ago i was moon blade once yeah

lol

[ 04-16-2001: Message edited by: cheesemage ]

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 2:16 pm**

Edwin:
"I feel your stares! Die! Die!!"

"Another dank hole with which to improve my mood. Joy."

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2001 2:23 pm**

Prime do you know where you are?

No im just sightseeing.

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Good BG2 quotes

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