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Post yours, too, and give others a laugh!

Anyway, here is mine:

My party was attuned to Good (two Lawful, three Neutral and one Chaotic), my protagonist was a Priestess of Lathander, and I had Imoen in my party.

I was in the Drow City, second floor of the Tavern, where the guy stands who lets slaves explode on the small platform. He shows you one for free. For a 100 gold, you can 'buy' another such 'slave-explosion'. Which I did. It cost me one point of my reputation (how the people above ground would ever know about this is a mystery to me, but whatever...).

Right away after the slave exploded however, Imoen commented (due to the change in reputation): "Now I remember why traveling with you was always so much fun!"

I didn't know where I had it anymore - I was really ROFLMAO.

I had a similar Imoen incident she said,
"I remember why travelling with you was always so much fun" and then she was killed by a fireball :|

Oh if you check some of the threads you might find some reffering to my record breaking fire arrow feats and the lovely 20-25 minute fight with the mind flayers & guaths.

Poison Aerie, and have every stand away from her except Minsc, and when Aerie is about to die from poison Minsc will go beserk ad kill her. :O

Have Keldorn force attack and kill his family. :O

Have Jan force attack and kill his family. :O

Have Aerie kill her Uncle. :O

Jan tries to steal boo, its a classic

Let Edwin join your party and perform netherscroll quest (he will change to woman)
Just listen the comments of party members

Where the *** can I get this damn Netherscroll Quest???

Check out the quest section of gamebanshee. It is detalied there.
hint - it is in the crypts below the graveyard and Edwin(a) have to be in your party.

Graveyard disctrict, lower tombs or southern dungeon. Some lich there, you will not miss it, edwin will take scroll himself.

Thanks. I didn't check it before.

I had sumoned an efreeti from a scroll and we were all attacking Irenicus, we eventually killed him with a malange of different attacks, but my efreeti stayed in the tree of life, when i got sucked into Hell, he was pummeling the corpse of Irenicus scoring 25+ every hit, he just kept pummeling 'till the efreeti was unsumoned.

Okies here's my funny experience.

When edwin has been transformed into a woman by the nether scroll (nether scorge in his/her opinion), go to the copper corronet. Save before doing this. Have edwin talk to the elf/half elf called salvanus (think that is his name) near the table where bernard is located.

Basically what happen's is that the elf will hit on edwin and get confused seeing an adam's apple on female edwin. At this point edwin will go ballistic shouting die die die and cast magic missle on salvanus. Unfortunately the whole bar goes red on you. However i was laughing my head off reading the dialogue between edwin and salvanus. Unfortunately the whole bar goes red once edwin has gone mad. oh well. ta

If you'r romancing Aerie and Jahiera (or 1 of 'm) try to score with Pheare (in Ust'nat)

It ends up in a verbal catfight over you after having scored. DONT DO THIS IF U REALLY WANT TO GET IT ON WITH AERIE OR JAHIERA THEY WILL NEVER FORGIV YOU

[This message has been edited by Crovax (edited 11-22-2000).]

Well, of course "THE" beholder in the underdark region. Buh!

But my personally most funny experience which hasn't been posted yet was with the eggs of the silver dragon. First Adalon wants you to get her eggs back, then Phaerie gives you fake eggs in order to see the matron mother getting killed when offering the false eggs to the demon. And finally Solaufein offered the next pair of fake eggs in order to fool Phaerie as well, that's where I fell of my chair laughing
Watch the dialogue what the demon says after he's been offered fake eggs two times in a row

Chris

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Archimedes, the Greek, said 'All Grecians always lie'.
Later in the afternoon he corrected himself and corrected this:
'All Grecians always say the truth'

The Beholder in the shark town cracked me up, although Misc's line at the end to Irenicus is a gut-buster.

Okay people,

Here is another incident which is funny too.
When you arrive on the pirate island, make sure minsc is in your party. Now as you know there are 2 ways to get into spellhold on is with the wardstone and the other is with getting the pirate lord to commit you. Talk to the pirate lord to try to get yourself commited. Eventually you should get the option of having him look at minsc. What minsc says to the pirate lord is bloody hilarious. Things about pirates with peg legs and parrots etc etc. Definately amusing. ta

I just experienced a pretty funny bug.
After rescuing Imoen from the Asylum I completed the Shadow Thief quest. When I talked to Renal Bloodscalp with Imoen I had an option to ask him about "the Cowled Wizards and how to get my friend Imoen back". And she was standing right in front of him.

A funny thing that happened to me while playing was:

While in the underdark, i found a poop spitting midget, named Maylor. Its hilarious because you see actually poop in his hand and eat it, then spit at an enemy. All i did was go around a force attack everything just to watch this "wee-little" man eat poop then vomit at people.

Another:

Maylor (the poop spitting midget) gets into a tussle with a beggar. It turned out that the beggar actually had more poop about the face than did Maylor. What came next was the weirdest thing i ever saw. Maylor actually berzerked, and tried to spit poop on all new comming beggars. Saying " I must mark (poop) on all enemies, that dare to be more poopier than me.

it was fun, and a good time was had by all.... Tune in next week for a whole new episode on Maylor.

Okay, Scrable, this whole Maylor shtick has got to go. Not funny. (Not offensive either...just not funny.) Clearly confusing the hell out of people and quite pointless. This is the third thread I've run into it on this evening, half and hour. That joke is played, man.

Actually, I wonder what Freud might say about the mental creation of a crap-weilding dwarf.

The truth is is that I don't really mind what people say about my " poop-wielding dwarve". People are entitled to say what they want. I find it amuzing to write about such things as this. It may be sick and just plain stupid, but istn't that what makes us indivuduals. I can see how some people may take offence at this and take it as bad taste, but i cannot not plz all. It's not my job to censor myself, if everyone wants the Maylor (the midget, not the dwarf story to end just send my 20 e-mails and I will take it as a hint that this character is not for the populace, and that it is for my sick fantacies.

Why, shouldn't a poop weilding midget be included in an adventure. I am not to say, just suggesting an over advanced race of poop weilding midgets.

Spoiler.

I apologize for any misgivings of poop or fico-matter that would, any way disrupt life in our happy little rpg world.

SORRY

i downloaded Shadow keeper and altered my mage book to have wish.

When i used wish it killed my entire party except the protaganist, i guess that will teach me to be more careful