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Help pick out new titles for the Harry Potter series! (spam on subject)

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:27 pm
by fable
On the flight to Budapest a while back, I was held captive and shown Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: great special effects, truly terrible writing. After that, I couldn't remember the full title (I had to look it up), and kept coming up with others to indicate the film while speaking with my wife: Harry Potter and the Wonder Bra of Death; Harry Potter and the Lost Subway Token of Doom; Harry Potter and the Rubber Chicken of Destiny; etc.

Now it occurs to me that we may have the beginnings of a cottage industry. Possibly we can find some perfect Harry Potter titles, and sell them to Buck to use as new forums. Then he'll get in hundreds of thousands of users, become filthy rich, and reward us all handsomely. Makes eminent sense. Of course.

Your suggestions for titles, please. :)

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:54 pm
by Aegis
Harry Potter and the Insolent Taxi Driver

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:08 pm
by Gwalchmai
Harry Potter Meets the Dark Flames (sorta one of those coming-of-age flicks like Y Tu Mama Tabién.... :p )

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:14 pm
by Aegis
[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Harry Potter Meets the Dark Flames (sorta one of those coming-of-age flicks like Y Tu Mama Tabién.... :p )[/QUOTE]
on a similar note...

Harry Potter and the STD... :o

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:19 pm
by fable
Harry Potter and the Wasabi Killers.

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:24 pm
by Gwalchmai
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's .... uh.... Philosophy?

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:25 pm
by fable
Works for me. :)

Harry Potter and the Seven Sinful Daughters of Chicago!

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:51 pm
by dragon wench
Er... Harry Potter Meets Noddy and Big Ears :p

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:11 pm
by Weasel
Potter, Harry Potter.

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:12 am
by Brynn
I like the Rubber Chiken one :D

Harry Potter - the 7th year (DADA teacher: Edwin Odesserion)

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:23 am
by Kayless
Harry Potter and the Introspective Bumpkin

Harry Potter and the Disco Ball of Kalamazoo

Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:34 am
by VonDondu
Harry Potter and the Holy Grail

[QUOTE=Kayless]Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom[/QUOTE]
I thought of that one a few hours ago, but I thought it was too silly to post. I won't make that mistake again. :)

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:17 am
by Rookierookie
Harry Potter and the Dawn of The Dead (ad on this screen right now)

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:18 am
by Moonbiter
Harry Potter and the US Ellection

Harry Pothead and the Curse of Puberty

Harry Potter and The Damned Driver's License

Harry Potter and the Riddle of Zits

Harry Potter goes to Soho

... :eek: The possibilities! :o

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:24 am
by CM
Harry Potter meets DCI

Harry Potter 20 years later (A part of the VH1 most infamous celeb stories)

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:26 am
by Xandax
Harry Potter meets Noober and Neeber (Gueststaring: Biff the Understudy)

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:27 am
by CM
[QUOTE=Xandax]Harry Potter meets Noober and Neeber (Gueststaring: Biff the Understudy)[/QUOTE]

LMAO!!!

Harry Potter meets Count Dracula

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:51 am
by Rookierookie
Harry Potter and the Gamebanshee Forums.

Wonder why this hasn't been done yet.

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:53 am
by Mccool
Harry Potter meets COMM (oh god no)

Harry Potter and the guy who thought that he wasn't a fictional character and ran around london looking for him.

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:59 am
by Rookierookie
Harry Potter and the guy who thought that he wasn't a fictional character and ran around london looking for him.
Erm... actually, he's real.

In any case, he doesn't live in London.