Thou shall spam. But thou shall see. Thou art heaten.
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 4:01 pm
Well, since the Six Commandments the Heathen havent came up with nothing exeptional in the forums. We even had yet another SYM history and a BS finding thread... and thats a lot.
Here I'm posting the definitive rules for Heathen members on the board, I guess the Heathen and those who want to become Heathen will apreciate them very much. Well, all the board may post opinions about this.
1 - No struggle for power will happen inside the Heathen. All members are equal between themselves, and their titles are only derived from pure fun.
-> Example: Tower Master is our Trainee. But he is equal to me or Brynn (xpt she is a mod) on the boards and respond as a Heathen in front of all.
2 - Tequila shall be taken warm. Without lemmon. Without added worm. And without salt.
->This is for taste-feeling reasons. You must feel the taste of tequila for proper mind-cleansing.
3 - The Heathen Citadel must be taken care of. So, no post inside of our Citadel may be ignored. It means we will always answer the questions of those who come to search for our light.
-> This is cause of the doubts of the many. The ancient usurpers are gone, and lots of disengaged folk are around. We are the answer!!!
4 - You shall sleep as much as possible and your sleeping must be as confortable as you can get.
-> Sleeping rules.
5 - The Heathen shall avoid listening to non rock music, except when the listened music is classical or at least from an ancient deity of music.
-> For example, if Sytze likes Bach, no problem. Listen to Bach. Just dont listen to Backstreet boys.
6 - The Barbeques are always provided with fire by our lil baby dragon, and the meat will be abundant and plenty as well as the booze, that will include beer, vodka, cachaça and tequila. For those who cant drink, water and lemmonade will be also plenty.
-> The tolerance with those who cant drink will take us far. I dont know where, but will take us far.
7 - Absolutely no religious issue or political issue may be discussed under the name of the fellowship of the Heathen under penalty of expurge.
-> Well, this is nice to be placed cause will render us a very much more ethical group.
8 - No mod shall be disobeyed under any circumstances by a Heathen. If any mod feels bad about the ways of a Heathen, please advise the Heathen fellowship.
-> Feedback. We need feedback, I guess, cause we make a lot of noise and spam and sometimes (I do, at least) overwhelm people with spam.
9 - The Heathen will invite the spammers to join the fellowship, for only by raising our numbers we may keep the chaos under spam chaotic. Chaos must be mantained.
-> Chaos rules all...
10 - The Heathen will play D&D under its many faces, such as Baldurs Gate, NWN, IWD and all kinds of RPG's based on D&D and will help others to gain knowledge in such art form.
-> Let's instruct the future. Sytze has done it, we can do it.
11 - The Heathen shall mock each other and shall PM any possible misunderstandings to the other members of the fellowship ASAP for quick peacke re-establishing.
-> We are a fellowship after all.
12 - Under any circumstances a Heathen shall stop drinking, spaming, playing and having fun. We are the Heathen, and the Heathen rule.
->
So, guys, what do you think? Have I been harsh or bad or something?
Here I'm posting the definitive rules for Heathen members on the board, I guess the Heathen and those who want to become Heathen will apreciate them very much. Well, all the board may post opinions about this.
1 - No struggle for power will happen inside the Heathen. All members are equal between themselves, and their titles are only derived from pure fun.
-> Example: Tower Master is our Trainee. But he is equal to me or Brynn (xpt she is a mod) on the boards and respond as a Heathen in front of all.
2 - Tequila shall be taken warm. Without lemmon. Without added worm. And without salt.
->This is for taste-feeling reasons. You must feel the taste of tequila for proper mind-cleansing.
3 - The Heathen Citadel must be taken care of. So, no post inside of our Citadel may be ignored. It means we will always answer the questions of those who come to search for our light.
-> This is cause of the doubts of the many. The ancient usurpers are gone, and lots of disengaged folk are around. We are the answer!!!
4 - You shall sleep as much as possible and your sleeping must be as confortable as you can get.
-> Sleeping rules.
5 - The Heathen shall avoid listening to non rock music, except when the listened music is classical or at least from an ancient deity of music.
-> For example, if Sytze likes Bach, no problem. Listen to Bach. Just dont listen to Backstreet boys.
6 - The Barbeques are always provided with fire by our lil baby dragon, and the meat will be abundant and plenty as well as the booze, that will include beer, vodka, cachaça and tequila. For those who cant drink, water and lemmonade will be also plenty.
-> The tolerance with those who cant drink will take us far. I dont know where, but will take us far.
7 - Absolutely no religious issue or political issue may be discussed under the name of the fellowship of the Heathen under penalty of expurge.
-> Well, this is nice to be placed cause will render us a very much more ethical group.
8 - No mod shall be disobeyed under any circumstances by a Heathen. If any mod feels bad about the ways of a Heathen, please advise the Heathen fellowship.
-> Feedback. We need feedback, I guess, cause we make a lot of noise and spam and sometimes (I do, at least) overwhelm people with spam.
9 - The Heathen will invite the spammers to join the fellowship, for only by raising our numbers we may keep the chaos under spam chaotic. Chaos must be mantained.
-> Chaos rules all...
10 - The Heathen will play D&D under its many faces, such as Baldurs Gate, NWN, IWD and all kinds of RPG's based on D&D and will help others to gain knowledge in such art form.
-> Let's instruct the future. Sytze has done it, we can do it.
11 - The Heathen shall mock each other and shall PM any possible misunderstandings to the other members of the fellowship ASAP for quick peacke re-establishing.
-> We are a fellowship after all.
12 - Under any circumstances a Heathen shall stop drinking, spaming, playing and having fun. We are the Heathen, and the Heathen rule.
->
So, guys, what do you think? Have I been harsh or bad or something?