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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk..

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
e) I'm not interested in fighting you.
f) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
g) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
h) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
i) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

ROFL, I especially liked the "downright things to say" As a person who don't drink alcohol, I have a special perspective on drunk behaviour

In Northen Europe we could add:

j) I don't need to pee right now here at the street, I'll wait until I find a toilet.

lol!
Indeed I recall the tendency of French men to use almost any quiet (or not so quiet) street corner as a sort of open air pissoir And they were not even drunk, so I can well imagine !

What is embaressing is that I have trouble saying some of those things stone cold sober, like "specificity" for example

What bout:
k) There's no need for me to show my naked but. (guys tend to do that when there drunk)

Am I glad that I don't live in the netherlands...

Ahh, come one, showing ones butt is a gobal thing

Rotfl!!!

Yeah, showing your butt is a global things, whe dutch also do it in France, Spain, Belguim etc. when we are there one vacation.

I once saw an arrticle about a town in the US where all inhabitants "moon" the trains on a certain day a year.

PS. @Arno, why are it always the guys who do that!?

PS. @Arno, why are it always the guys who do that!?

Well, I don't know but I think girls are bit more ashamed.

[QUOTE=arno_v] asshamed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=arno_v] PS. @Arno, why are it always the guys who do that!?

Well, I don't know but I think girls are bit more ashamed.[/QUOTE]Maybe girls simply have more dignity, even when drunk

Just kidding btw, couldn't resist

Well hasen't being ashamed something to do with being afraid of loosing your dignity...?

[QUOTE=Stilgar]Yeah, showing your butt is a global things, whe dutch also do it in France, Spain, Belguim etc. when we are there one vacation.
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LOL I've never seen so many naked, hairy butts as when I lived in London. Must be a very large Dutch colony in the British capital

Sorry, but I beg to differ!

Hi all. Another damned noob sticking his shiny, unbashed nose in where the locals play. (Can you tell I used to cruise forums for fun while doing homework?)

I feel lucky (I think) to have a little slice of Europe here in backwater Kansas!

I have worked for two and half years at low paying jobs where babysitting drunk, horny, and hungry college aged partiers on a nightly basis. I have seen lots and many of those images and sounds still haunt m dreams.

Nudity can be the least of my troubles, but I do feel an odd comfort knowing that the stupid crap drunks do here seems to be the case everywhere.

As for my additions (from personal experience and work experience)

l) Sex on a soft bed with candles lit and rose petals on the sheets? No thank you. A public bathroom is more the comfortable enough for us, thank you kind sir.
m) Marlboro Ultra Lights Menthals, please
n) By the way, I just "went #2" in the waste basket in the men's room, thought you'd like to know

Things I've found myself saying to drunks

a) Could you please say that again, this time without the guy's tongue down you're throat.
b) And how will you be paying for 45 20 inch pizzas with double everything?
c) I'm sorry, sir, we do not except beer caps or pieces of string
d) Would you please remove the chicken mask so I can see the face of the five drunk fool who threatened to kill me tonight because I stopped serving beer and hour ago. Thank you. Bye, bye.

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Maybe girls simply have more dignity, even when drunk

Just kidding btw, couldn't resist [/QUOTE]

Oho! I have been mooned by drunken females, thank you.

I'm just a tad bit drunk now thank you and I had no problem saying any of those things.

Don't know what most of it means now, but that's a whole different story.

Last night i got accosted by a drunk man asking for my shopping trolley (i was out with my friends for an evening trolley ride) , because he worked for Tescos (supermarket) and was going to take it back. When i poitely accepted his offer, he tried to ram me into a river with it. I survived!

[QUOTE=SmokeSoft](job description)[/QUOTE]

Out of curiosity, why are you still on the job? There must be better jobs out there; hell, you'd probably be hard-pressed to find a worse one.

And welcome to SYM, enjoy your stay

At $7.50 an hour I'm not really complaining. Sunday through Wednesday nights, I sit and read books because the entire town completely dies. Everyone has classes the next day and can't stay out. At that point, they're paying me to keep the lights on!

Second, I'll graduate this May, then move to Lawrence, Kansas to attend the University of Kansas for a second degree.

Yes, I will probably be a life long student....sigh

So, yes I can find other work, but all that's avaliable otherwise is geared towards a career. I'm fine right where I am, it pays the bills.

Oh, and thanks for the welcome!