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Imagine that in the next BG we will be able to choose a race and start a war.....who are you going to choose (and lead to victory)?? Surfacers so that we can finally butt-kick Loth, or Drows, in order to have female power and drow pleaseures......
I choose surfacers.....

My Halfling army will be victorious over all. We shall saw everyone's legs off so we are the tallest race in the land.

Halfling's victorious!

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Dwarves do it better

They are better equipped anyway (you know what they say about the short ones, right?)

Only problem is I am about 1.85 so...

Of course, the drow aren't just at war with the surface. What about illithid, kou-tao, beholders, and sahuagin?

is that your masterplan for conquering the surface: Taking away the sun-blocker from the surfacers...?

I'm with Gruntboy 'Oink' I'll join with the Halfling Army and call myself Weaselhalfalong the Shortest of the Shortest Halflings.

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Yes my name is Weasel , but that doesn't mean I sleep with them.

Okay, Gruntboy, just when did *you* join the halfling army? Just curious.

Hey, the more the merrier. Just how this topic went from drow vs. surfacer, I don't know, but anyone under the height of an elf who wants to join this army is fine by me.

Halflings and dwarves of the world, unite!

Well, I thought the idea of a party full of stumpy guys was funny. Never said I was against it.

Their high magic resistance and hairy feet will overcome the Drow. Better watch they don't eat me, oink oink!

Stumpy but effective. It all came from an idea that you'd probably adventure with people you know. What's the chance you'd know an elf and a half-orc and a dwarf and a gnome and you'd all get along. Hats off to you folks with all-elven parties (as much as I hate saying that), or all from the same general background. That's part of role-playing. Nice touch of realism.

Join the halfling army. See the world.

Join the halfling army. See the world - at knee height. Sling your way through enemies. Eat double rations! Get eaten by orcs... er...

Orcs? ORCS?!? They can't even see us past the bushes. We'll be through them before they even know what's coming.

Orcs!?! Right!

[This message has been edited by Rail (edited 01-18-2001).]

Aiight, I'm afraid I'd have to side with the Drow...Well, were it not for their one, incredible, BLARING weakness, I would...SUN!
Of course there's always the renegade Drow (Like Drizzt and, less famously, Kik'th) who have lived on the surface, gained resistance to the sun, adopted surface-dwelling lifestyles and so on....How would THEY be treated in this war?

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"What _can_ be cured must be endured..."

They'd be hung just in case they were double-agents. Once a Drow, always a Drow...

knee hight rules!!!

half my charectors are halflings and the womens r .........!!!

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Craig lover of Onions,user of Hammers and player of RPG's across the world

i hate it when i get the last post

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Craig lover of Onions,user of Hammers and player of RPG's across the world

The drow are at War with everbody, incluide thenselfs, so dont bother.
P.S. there are a lot of drows in the surface, Drizzt is one but there are a lot of followers of Elistree(CG) in the South.and Dont go in the Forest of Mir, the drows there are not very nice.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

[This message has been edited by Drakron Du´Dark (edited 01-26-2001).]

if all you out there think we should all make parties out of halfings gimme a
'hell yeah'!

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And thats the bottom line, 'cos Stoner Cold said so!

One question, do halflings/shorties/vertically challenged folk receive a to-hit bonus against larger enemies? THis would also include the average human(oid). I remember this being a rule in AD&D but I could be sorely mistaken as I don't really play it.