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Fouldwimmerlaik's Pit Of Eternal Newbie Torment

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:52 pm
by Witch King
All right, since I've been away for a while, I don't know who counts as a newbie anymore. But what with all the talk in the Newbierules thread, I didn't see any actual flaming going on. So, will someone list the top ten newbies. Then, the hazing can begin in ernest like the old days.

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Might not be bad to apply a character trait to each one, so we know where the easy meat is. Flames should be searing, but not in violation of the Official Rules. In other words, family lineage defamation is fine.

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:56 pm
by oozae
1)Oozae
2)Oozit
3)O

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:58 pm
by CM
1. Demortis
2. Oozae
3. Tower-master
4. Maxi
5. Wearbeargoddess (female)

Who else is there that is a regular?

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:07 pm
by Witch King
[QUOTE=CM]1. Demortis
2. Oozae
3. Tower-master
4. Maxi
5. Wearbeargoddess (female)

[/QUOTE]

thank you CM, five is a good start. now it seems to ME that oozae is the most prolific i've seen, so he makes good initial fodder.

i heard he was born of a jackal, is that true?

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:12 pm
by Chanak
6. KidD01. (this is *not* the original Kid, it's actually Weasel, who should be flamed regualrly)

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:13 pm
by Rob-hin
- Brynn tin tin (well actually just Brynn but I like calling her that :D )
- Magrus
- Luis (?)
- Moonbiter
- Ik911

I'm not going to pick favorites.

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:14 pm
by oozae
Brynny tinny?

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:20 pm
by dragon wench
- Jopperm2 :D

hint: The Heathen Citadel would be a worthwhile hunting ground; there, you'll find a large number of the aforementioned quivering in fear. :p

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:24 pm
by Rob-hin
Like they are told to by our newly formed newbie rules ©CM. :p
(just kidding guys and galls. :) )

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:55 pm
by fable
1) Weasel
2) Weasel
3) Weasel
4) Buck Satan
5) Weasel

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:00 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Rob-hin]- Brynn tin tin (well actually just Brynn but I like calling her that :D )
- Magrus
- Luis (?)
- Moonbiter
- Ik911

I'm not going to pick favorites.[/QUOTE]

I'm not a newbie. I'm a teenager spammer already! :mad: :D

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:34 pm
by ik911
[QUOTE=fable]1) Weasel
2) Weasel
3) Weasel
4) Buck Satan
5) Weasel[/QUOTE]

That is the worst list of newbies I've ever seen! :eek: Buck is the owner of a forum for Christ's sake! This forum, if you hadn't noticed. ;)

You might as well nominate yourself! :eek:

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:57 pm
by fable
[QUOTE=ik911]That is the worst list of newbies I've ever seen! :eek: Buck is the owner of a forum for Christ's sake! This forum, if you hadn't noticed. ;) [/QUOTE]

Criticism noted.

1) ik911
2) Weasel
3) Weasel
4) Buck Satan
5) ik911

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:59 pm
by CM
LMAO!!!! Beautiful. Just beautiful!

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:02 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=fable]Criticism noted.

1) ik911
2) Weasel
3) Weasel
4) Buck Satan
5) ik911[/QUOTE]

LMAO :D nicely corrected.

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:04 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]LMAO :D nicely corrected.[/QUOTE]
Indeed, ROFL! :D

Well, this *is* the place of Newbie Torment afterall :p

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:12 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Rob-hin]- Brynn tin tin (well actually just Brynn but I like calling her that :D )
- Magrus
- Luis (?)
- Moonbiter
- Ik911

I'm not going to pick favorites.[/QUOTE]

No more drinking tips from me for you! :)

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:24 pm
by CM
I say lets make a few exceptions just to see the newbies fight amongst themselves. The more accepted indivdiuals like Magrus and Moltova coctail should be allowed to roam freely as they are not really newbies only with the exception of the lack of posts.

May the inner fighting begin :D

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:02 pm
by Aegis
Can't we just have a good old newbie deathmatch? Like in the old days? :D

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:12 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Aegis]Can't we just have a good old newbie deathmatch? Like in the old days? :D [/QUOTE] The only problem with that approach is that we'd go through newbies very quickly, and then what would we do for entertainment? :p