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The Should We Allow Fas to Return Voting Booth

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:24 am
by Chanak
Cast your votes here. In the time-honored tradition of polling, this poll is of course rigged to result in the sort of answers we want. CM, be sure to particpate in this poll. :D

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:30 am
by fable
Shouldn't we also have an option about dressing him in lavender underwear and droppiing him off on the stage of a male strip joint? I mean, in all fairness, of course.

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:34 am
by Chanak
[QUOTE=fable]Shouldn't we also have an option about dressing him in lavender underwear and droppiing him off on the stage of a male strip joint? I mean, in all fairness, of course.[/QUOTE]

I question whether this would be construed as punishment by the subject. However, you have a good idea going there. Why not strap him down in five point restraints, feed a powerful caffeine concoction to him intravenously, and force him to watch Barney DVDs?

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:38 am
by fable
[QUOTE=Chanak]I question whether this would be construed as punishment by the subject. However, you have a good idea going there. Why not strap him down in five point restraints, feed a powerful caffeine concoction to him intravenously, and force him to watch Barney DVDs?[/QUOTE]

And wiring his eyelids open? That would all work for me. Let me know if you want the poll adjusted accordingly. :)

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:51 am
by Maharlika
Been wondering...

...do we actually need a poll for this? ;)

I say let's cut corners! :mad:

Shackle him and dress him up immediately I say! :D

Hey, fable, would you want a background of Shatner's singing to go with the dancing on the stage? :p

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 1:01 am
by fable
Mah, I never you knew were so utterly vicious and depraved. It suits you. :) I think we should do it!

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 1:11 am
by Maharlika
*sigh!*

[QUOTE=fable]Mah, I never you knew were so utterly vicious and depraved. It suits you. :) I think we should do it![/QUOTE]
Blame it on RL work. :( Pressure is killing me. Does strange things to me too. :eek:

Interesting how Fas conveniently gave us the slip. :rolleyes: When he comes back, I'm sure the rest will take turns in "welcoming him back." :D

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 1:19 am
by fable
[QUOTE=Maharlika]Blame it on RL work. :( Pressure is killing me. Does strange things to me too. :eek: [/quote]

Pressure is not good. I'm led to wonder whether older civilizations featured less pressure, or whether the same level was maintained since it's all subjective--in other words, you're acculturated into adopting a different attitude toward varying work conditions. I suspect a mix of the two is the case. But I'll have to look into it.

Interesting how Fas conveniently gave us the slip. :rolleyes: When he comes back, I'm sure the rest will take turns in "welcoming him back." :D


Yes. Sorry! I nearly forgot to spam. It's difficult when Fas isn't around. There's something about him that seems to corrupt and bend walls. Have you noticed? Well, when he returns we'll lock him in a waiting cell with Diablo fans who speak l33t. Then after he's begging for mercy, we can really get to the fun.

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 1:29 am
by Vicsun
Well, when he returns we'll lock him in a waiting cell with Diablo fans who speak l33t.

Make sure they are of the type that speak 1337 in real life too.

"One pee-double-you-en why-zero en-zero-zero-bee!"

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 4:41 am
by Luis Antonio
Fas must be punished. l337 diablo players too. Fas is funnier to be punished.

So,

Lets make him lurk for ever! :D

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 4:44 am
by Brynn
Agreed! I cannot think of greater punishment for him than keeping his mouth shut :p

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:51 am
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=Brynn]Agreed! I cannot think of greater punishment for him than keeping his mouth shut :p [/QUOTE]


You want to shut his mouth? Just ask him what's on his mind. :D

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:17 pm
by Brynn
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You want to shut his mouth? Just ask him what's on his mind. :D [/QUOTE]
ROFL :D There'd be deep silence for sure :D

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 1:28 pm
by Luis Antonio
I still say we must ban him. Its unfair. He even said goodbie!

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 1:36 pm
by CM
I will abide by whatever ruling this sorry excuse for a referendum decides :p

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:06 pm
by Vicsun
[QUOTE=CM]I will abide by whatever ruling this sorry excuse for a referendum decides :p [/QUOTE]
no you won't or we'll have to collectively drive to switzerland, kidnap you, and force you to post... just so that we can drive you out again

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:06 pm
by ik911
[QUOTE=Vicsun]no you won't or we'll have to collectively drive to switzerland, kidnap you, and force you to post... just so that we can drive you out again[/QUOTE]
Yeah, and something with a hoola hoop!! But I forgot what... :(

This post made absolutely no sense what so ever. Therefor, after a brief consultation with myself, I decided you can forget about this one, and go on with your doings, whether it was actively posting, or just lurking, hell, it might even be vacuum cleaning.

I'm bored, sorry :( :rolleyes:

Anyway to say something, I'll say 2 (slightly) relevant things:
1. Switzerland is with a capital S. :p
2. I think the poll is somewhat biased. Objectively observing, it seems an option is missing... I just can't seem to figure out what it is. :rolleyes:

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:24 pm
by CM
Hmm could it be to dress me up as a woman and fulfill BS's fantasies? :D

Luckily i am not in Switzerland yet. :p

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:27 pm
by Luis Antonio
Are you desiering to be dressed like a woman? And worst, fullfilling his pleasures... :eek:

I wont look.

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:30 pm
by CM
You know you want too :p