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Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:55 pm**

Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to the 4th Annual SYM Awards Show.

As most of you know, I am Bloodstalker, and I will be one of your hosts for the event. And what an event it will be. This year, the producers have decided to spare no expense for your entertainment. There will be the usual line up of talent that will perform:

Weasel and his Dance of the Forbidden Golden Speedo
Brynn and her Heathen Muppet Show
Luis and his Trained Sheep
Scayde and her Rope Twirling
Ned and his Drunken Tightrope Walk of Doom

And this is just a small sapling of what we have on tap. Rumor even has it that there may be a one night only reunion of the legendary band...Guns N Cookies. Although this can not be confirmed, and it could very well be a simple ploy by a lone member of the group to cash in on the name while employing an entire new lineup, the suspense is still think in the air.

Aegis is currently tabulating the votes, limos will begin arriving shortly, and DW will be on hand for some on the spot intervieing from the red carpet.

Drink are being served in the upper balcony, Seating is first come first serve, and I, having signed this contract before my conversion am required to fulfill my obligations as directed by my old persona.

Let the festivities begin.

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:57 pm**

YAY! I'M THE FIRST GUEST!

When will the ACTUAL awards be announced kind host?

[quote="BloodStalker]Seating is first come first serve[/quote"]

Oh, and I almost forgot, serve me! serve me!

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:15 pm**

I would like to report a missing speedo..my ride was raided.

Sure is cold in here...anyone saw my speedo???

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:17 pm**

*Side by side with his trained sheep, he remembers the Tango the sheep are gonna dance. He is nervous. Very nervous.*

Well *he fixes his tie, already out of place* Time for the show to begin.

Who is the first revealed winner?

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:17 pm**

[quote="Weasel]Sure is cold in here...anyone saw my speedo???[/quote"]
Well, I would help you find it, but I'm still confused on what a speedo is

EDIT: So... Any word on the awards yet? Will they be done anytime soon?

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:38 pm**

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]Well, I would help you find it, but I'm still confused on what a speedo is

[/QUOTE]

Don't worry. I will just have to perform without them.

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:43 pm**

[QUOTE=Weasel]Don't worry. I will just have to perform without them.

[/QUOTE]

Without it? Underage cant enter this thread then

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:52 pm**

[QUOTE=Weasel]Don't worry. I will just have to perform without them.

[/QUOTE]
It's almost as if, somewhere, a million voices cried out in unison, and then were suddenly silenced...

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:57 pm**

Have the votes stopped? Or are they still coming in?

Yay 5th guest

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:58 pm**

I do believe they stopped the passed Thursday.

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:01 pm**

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]I do believe they stopped the passed Thursday.[/QUOTE]Then why doesn't someone read out the votes?..... Aegis?

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:02 pm**

Give the guy a break. There's a WHOLE LOT of votes you know

you expect him to live a life and count the votes at the same time? May take some time...

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:06 pm**

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]There's a WHOLE LOT of votes you know

you expect him to live a life and count the votes at the same time?[/QUOTE]Yep.

I certainly do.

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:07 pm**

I'll be on the upper balcony if anyone needs me, you know high ground and all.
Mmm....drunk at an award show...

*tosses the golden speedos down off the balcony*

The bartender was using them as a mask....

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:12 pm**

Hmm... I still don't understand what a Speedo is... but I think... (key word is think) it is some kind of clothing... right?

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:15 pm**

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]Hmm... I still don't understand what a Speedo is... but I think... (key word is think) it is some kind of clothing... right?

[/QUOTE]Like undies, only they are for swimming.

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:17 pm**

Strolls in fashionably late, attired especially for the occasion in a strappy black c0cktail dress...

*contemplates the wisdom of interviewing Weasel*

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:31 pm**

*is afraid to enter and decides to use a peephole instead*

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:41 pm**

[QUOTE=Vicsun]*is afraid to enter and decides to use a peephole instead*[/QUOTE]
They call those 'glory holes' there, Vic... Might want to watch out. Never know what eye might be looking back at you

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:41 pm**

*walks in with a suit, tie and polished shoes, but like a man who had a 12 hour long conference with no cute girls insight, only very fat very large and very vocal african women in brightly colored dresses.*

Gimme what you got. I am gonna need it.