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Joke of the Day!
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:01 am
by Athena
Joke Riddle or Story of the Day!
How about thread with some fresh humor, stories and riddles?
•2 entries per person per day
•Random 5 person vote (whoevers votes count up to five) determines the joke or story or riddle of the day. Rrr, maybe it should be weekly, let time decide.
•Please post here and have fun.
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 12:25 pm
by ik911
Well, unless you want me to lie... It
sucks 
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:43 am
by Locke Da'averan
a joke eh?
where does a 1000lbs(500kg) gorilla sit?
anywhere it wants
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:07 am
by Pepster
Wherever he damn well pleases...?
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:08 am
by Pepster
Whoops.... Didn't realise that you'd already put the answer in. My bad.
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:32 am
by giles337
Pepster, You can use the edit button to avoid double posting
Heres a nice tasteful one
Whats the difference between an oral, and a rectal thermometer?
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:37 pm
by Athena
ok my first vote goes with the geurilla one.
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:53 pm
by dragon wench
I'm not sure how many people have already heard this, but here goes:
Q: What happens When George Bush takes Viagra?
A:
He gets taller...
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:48 pm
by TheAmazingOopah
Hehe, never heard one like that one before
'Mom, can I have a bra?'
'No'
'But mom, I'm already fifteen!'
'No John!'
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:57 pm
by Athena
Why did the chicken cross the road?Part of a the CIA's specially trained elite team of fowl, this stealthy chicken is on a perilous misson.
Her objective? No less than to uncover the secret documents of the infamous Polish scientist, Dr. Poppyroosterski.
Dr. Poppyroosterski, code name: chickenhumper, has outlandish, yet devilsihly clever plans for total world domination, which begin with the great nation of Haiti.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:34 am
by Grimar
[QUOTE=TheAmazingOopah]Hehe, never heard one like that one before
'Mom, can I have a bra?'
'No'
'But mom, I'm already fifteen!'
'No John!'[/QUOTE]
just have to ask.. did you get that joke from me? when i posted it in the joke thread....
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:10 am
by Rookierookie
I tried to smile. Really I did, I swear!
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:21 am
by TheAmazingOopah
[QUOTE=Grimar]just have to ask.. did you get that joke from me? when i posted it in the joke thread....[/QUOTE]
Damn, now that you mention it... I probably did! I remember having read it somewhere, but I wasn't sure where. I had the feeling that I originally wanted to post on your joke thread, but something stopped me from doing it; now I remember that that was because I had already read it on the same board.
Well, you get the credit.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:28 pm
by Athena
Ok people, let's keep this going. VOTE! (I vote for the gorilla one)