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*You enter a smoke filled facility, with several people working with high coats, bow ties and high tech gadgets*

So, this is it. This is the Heathen Bureau of Investigation. When you want matters settled in a quick and almost unspammed way, please head to the HBI. We're quick, we're safe, we're charging less than the others.

Now, during a discussion on the Tap and Tea (a most wonderfull Pub for those fond of a good conversation that nowadays sees no more bar brawls) we've come with the tip, and we're going to use this tip to elucidate how our services happen.

We've been told that Fas is building Nuclear Bananas during the daytime. (I'm not implying he's working with bananas at nightime, only daytime, gmt -4 for data reference). This is very bad news. Fas is known for terrorist act against the SPAM pact, being a COMM spy who often followed Heathens into the Citadel, and for an attempt to destroy the Heathen Citadel itself. So, we're currently garthering information. If you know something that may relate Fas to the Bananas, please post. If you can link photos, threads and other references that help us get this criminal, we'll reward you. Greatly.

Can you revert the nuclear banana affects?...I eat a banana at the pub and turned into a goat.....help....baaaaaa......

To be honest... I'm not convinced if any information at all out there could possibly link Fas with bananas.... Nuclear or otherwise...

Fas covers his tracks...

But I'll look for pictures of the glowing bananas! My service to the HBI.

I found [url="http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/cover.pl?80123,spiderman_super_stories,004-b.jpg"]evidence[/url]!!!!

[QUOTE=slade]Can you revert the nuclear banana affects?...I eat a banana at the pub and turned into a goat.....help....baaaaaa...... [/QUOTE]

But this is hard evidence! And so soon! Fas, the Weasel aprentice is turning fellow posters into sheep! The bananas are not nuclear, but shapeshifting bananas for the pleasures of Weasel! The COMM evil must not stay this way!

This is the way to go people! While we try to heal slade, keep bringing on evidence.

@DW, I'm so sad, see, you gotta have *eyes* for the crime.

I believe one weasel had some lovely purple pills you should take slade!

@luis; Fas is mad because we didnt take the advice offered to us in the [url="gamebanshee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66710"]Erm . . . anyone seen magrus[/url] thread and just let magrus return on his own. Now I believe fas is going to exact revenge at our lovely pub

How about my evidence? The first documented radioactive banana....

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]I believe one weasel had some lovely purple pills you should take slade!

@luis; Fas is mad because we didnt take the advice offered to us in the [url="gamebanshee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66710"]Erm . . . anyone seen magrus[/url] thread and just let magrus return on his own. Now I believe fas is going to exact revenge at our lovely pub [/QUOTE]

Ahaa.. this is getting stinkier by the minute... We need more evidence to frame him though.

I found evidence with fas and his bananas

[QUOTE=Ravager]Fas covers his tracks...

But I'll look for pictures of the glowing bananas! My service to the HBI.

I found [url="http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/cover.pl?80123,spiderman_super_stories,004-b.jpg"]evidence[/url]!!!! [/QUOTE]

FAS HAS RESURECTED ALBERT EINSTEIN ATO MAKE RADIOACTIVE BANANAS! (caps)

[url="http://indstyle.addr.com/clubpages/nukebana.htm"]The Nuclear Banana[/url] (It's a car)

The device used for transportation!!!!!!


http://www.bananaguard.com/

[url="http://www.jce.divched.org/HS/Journal/Issues/2004/Oct/abs1440.html"]How Radioactive is YOUR Banana?![/url]

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Ahaa.. this is getting stinkier by the minute... We need more evidence to frame him though.[/QUOTE]
frame him? there is no need, he did it, no framing required.
I did see a wolf in sheeps clothing reading the Kuran behind the mechanical bull in the Tap and Tea, could be fas in disguise trying to get some inside info on his enemies.

[QUOTE=Ravager][url="http://www.jce.divched.org/HS/Journal/Issues/2004/Oct/abs1440.html"]How Radioactive is YOUR Banana?![/url] [/QUOTE]

Hopefully a lot so I can see better at night.......

[QUOTE=Phreddie]frame him? there is no need, he did it, no framing required.
I did see a wolf in sheeps clothing reading the Kuran behind the mechanical bull in the Tap and Tea, could be fas in disguise trying to get some inside info on his enemies.[/QUOTE]

Fred, the purpose of a Board of Investigation is to find evidence. Therefore, even though everyone knows he is guilty, we'll have to find evidence. Otherwise this would be the Heathen Execution Aisle, and he'd be with his eyes covered waiting for the bullet

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Fred, the purpose of a Board of Investigation is to find evidence. Therefore, even though everyone knows he is guilty, we'll have to find evidence. Otherwise this would be the Heathen Execution Aisle, and he'd be with his eyes covered waiting for the bullet [/QUOTE]
THEN we shoot him!

Is it possible fas had an accomplice????

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Fred, the purpose of a Board of Investigation is to find evidence. Therefore, even though everyone knows he is guilty, we'll have to find evidence. Otherwise this would be the Heathen Execution Aisle, and he'd be with his eyes covered waiting for the bullet [/QUOTE]

Or the guillotine....off with his head!!!!

See what you've caused Luis?!

What happened to innocent until proven guilty?