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Do you like beer?

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:24 am
by krunchyfrogg
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=23562

Umm, I know I usually do, but I'm not drinking that beer.

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:00 am
by Fenix
Yum, yum...at least that's what I thought while reading the two sentences (I am quite thirsty actually).

"Plenty of people were drinking the OPB at Toi's event at Crawl Space Gallery this past Saturday. I'm told that several people even got bonafide drunk."

I wonder if these guys knew what was in the beer..

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:12 am
by Kipi
Eeeewwwwww.... :speech:

I would NEVER drink such beer...

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:14 am
by Fiona
Bah. Yeast is yeast. Beer is beer. It might be the last drink left at a party, but how picky are you at that time of night?

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:06 am
by Sytze
That really depends on how many I already had.

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:26 am
by C Elegans
I am amazed how sensitive the boys in this thread seems to be. Yeast is just yeast, doesn't matter where it comes from, it's just a component for making bear.

If you think it's so horrible to drink bear that has been fermented with the help of yeast that comes from a human vagina, how do you plan to have sex with human girls?

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:35 am
by Fiona
What makes you think they have such plans :p

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:46 am
by Lestat
[QUOTE=C Elegans]If you think it's so horrible to drink bear that has been fermented with the help of yeast that comes from a human vagina, how do you plan to have sex with human girls?[/QUOTE]Not orally?
I don't have any problems with it anyway, I know a fair bit about how beer is made.

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:51 am
by C Elegans
@Fiona: Because statistically, it's unlikely that all of them are gay ;)

[quote="Lestat]
Not orally?
I don't have any problems with it anyway"]

Not to go into details here, but even if you avoid oral sex, it's sort of difficult not to get any vaginal yeast in your mouth however you have sex with a woman...body parts coming into contact with each other is highly typical for sex :D

Finally a decent man. :D

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:02 am
by krunchyfrogg
I find going down is a lot more rewarding that drinking a beer.

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:03 am
by ik911
I think it's rude to put vaginal yeast in beer... Even if it's 'art' as she calls it and 'conversationprovoking'

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:19 am
by Lestat
[QUOTE=ik911]I think it's rude to put vaginal yeast in beer... Even if it's 'art' as she calls it and 'conversationprovoking'[/QUOTE]
She put a mostly symbolic amount of her own yeast into the yeast that was used to fermentate the beer. And most of yeast doesn't remain in the beer: at the end of the fermentation process either it sinks or either it froths to top where it's skimmed off, and most beers go through a lagering process which clears the beer of most remaining traces. Only some of the cloudy beers such as Hoegaarden have actually some remaining yeast in them, but a too yeasty taste (regardless of origin) ruins the taste of a good beer. Sissies. It's all in the head (and not in the beer).
And if you're all so prissy about your beer, never ever go into a place where you can smell the beer fermentation happening... it's one of the fouler smells I've encountered (but I still like my beer).

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:33 am
by Fiona
[QUOTE=C Elegans]@Fiona: Because statistically, it's unlikely that all of them are gay ;)

[/QUOTE]

See that's the trouble with sampling.... :D

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:50 am
by C Elegans
Krunchyfrogg]I find going down is a lot more rewarding that drinking a beer.[/quote] I would to if I was a straight man wrote: I think it's rude to put vaginal yeast in beer..
ROFL, a little Victorian thrives inside this young mind of the 21st century :D
Fiona wrote:See that's the trouble with sampling.... :D
Yes, we might have a small sample skewness problem here :D

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:04 am
by Dottie
[QUOTE=C Elegans]If you think it's so horrible to drink bear that has been fermented with the help of yeast that comes from a human vagina, how do you plan to have sex with human girls?[/QUOTE]

Close your eyes and think of England?

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:16 am
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Dottie]Close your eyes and think of England?[/QUOTE]Is that to keep from premature ... ?

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:36 am
by C Elegans
ROFLMAO @Dottie and Lestat :D

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:18 am
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=C Elegans]I am amazed how sensitive the boys in this thread seems to be. Yeast is just yeast, doesn't matter where it comes from, it's just a component for making bear.

If you think it's so horrible to drink bear that has been fermented with the help of yeast that comes from a human vagina, how do you plan to have sex with human girls?[/QUOTE]

I say the same ones who would deny to drink the beer would jump deep into the pleasures of oral sex, and I say that denial will take them nowhere. ;)

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:19 am
by Sytze
[QUOTE=C Elegans]
If you think it's so horrible to drink bear that has been fermented with the help of yeast that comes from a human vagina, how do you plan to have sex with human girls?[/QUOTE]
And then there's always the point that, when having sex, you know from which woman the yeast is coming from. ;)

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:46 am
by C Elegans
@Luis: Denial of yeast, you mean? :D

@Sytze: I think all vaginal yeast is bascially the same, no matter who it comes from, but if you must know who it is from, the beer case certainly lets you know - the beer-lady is even on picture :D