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Spanking Frank, Attack of the Mutant Artificial Christmas Trees, and other Games

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:12 am
by dragon wench
I just discovered this very entertaining site, which offers all kinds of seasonal fun and games :p

http://www.virtualchristmas.com/games/games.php

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:18 am
by Fiona
Just in time DW. We needed some daft games. :D

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:21 am
by dragon wench
@Fiona,
*grins*

My favourites at the site are those I mentioned in my title :laugh:

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:25 am
by Fiona
Come to the factory. We need your creativity ;)

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:28 am
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Fiona]Come to the factory. We need your creativity ;) [/QUOTE]

I saw that, I'm not sure how creative I am right now though, I'm not yet fully caffeinated :D
I'll see what I can do though :D

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:30 pm
by Hill-Shatar
Excellent, what a wonderful find, DW... :D

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:31 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Excellent, what a wonderful find, DW... :D [/QUOTE]

Glad you like it! Playing with Santa's Balls is fun too, though not quite as fast-paced :laugh:

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:34 pm
by Ravager
Heh, nice. I tried the Mutant Christmas trees. :p
It's a pity I couldn't get the games working on Opera. :rolleyes:

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:35 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Ravager]Heh, nice. I tried the Mutant Christmas trees. :p
It's a pity I couldn't get the games working on Opera. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]

They work fine on Firefox :D

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:40 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Glad you like it! Playing with Santa's Balls is fun too, though not quite as fast-paced :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Well, you know, the jolly old feather and his little red nose has quite the glint in his eye. Perhaps you should stopping beating his balls and take a few steps back? :D

Oh dear, now look, his eye is about to cry. :o

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:43 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Well, you know, the jolly old feather and his little red nose has quite the glint in his eye. Perhaps you should stopping beating his balls and take a few steps back? :D

Oh dear, now look, his eye is about to cry. :o [/QUOTE]

That's not a bad idea, I've reached an especially frustrating impasse, and sometimes just leaving such problems alone for a while is all the inspiration required :devil: :D

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:56 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dragon wench]They work fine on Firefox :D [/QUOTE]

Unfortunately I don't use that. Though there's always Internet Explorer.
The problem is that the Shockwave plug-in it needs to play isn't applying to Opera. *shrugs* Never mind. Maybe it will work after closing and re-opening Opera or re-booting, but I'm not that bothered. :p

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:56 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=dragon wench]That's not a bad idea, I've reached an especially frustrating impasse, and sometimes just leaving such problems alone for a while is all the inspiration required :devil: :D [/QUOTE]

Far be it for me to tell you how to treat your patients, but perhaps that good old artificial christmas tree can help... :devil:

All the fun of the bristles with no sap. ;)

Just be sure to restrict him so that dear Santa does not try to finish the game by himself. :eek:

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:01 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Far be it for me to tell you how to treat your patients, but perhaps that good old artificial christmas tree can help... :devil:

All the fun of the bristles with no sap. ;)

Just be sure to restrict him so that dear Santa does not try to finish the game by himself. :eek: [/QUOTE]

Actually when really stuck, juggling the balls works wonders :laugh:

If Santa tries that, I'm back to the penguins :speech:

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:12 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Actually when really stuck, juggling the balls works wonders :laugh:

If Santa tries that, I'm back to the penguins :speech:[/QUOTE]

Well now, my spouse quite enjoys juggling, so I guess I'm going to have to send this of to her (and get her to join SYM :devil :) .

Oh deary me, spanking the penguins isn't as fun as juggling Santa's balls?

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:16 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Well now, my spouse quite enjoys juggling, so I guess I'm going to have to send this of to her (and get her to join SYM :devil :) .

Oh deary me, spanking the penguins isn't as fun as juggling Santa's balls?[/QUOTE]

Are you really certain you want your spouse collaborating with all of the women around here? :devil: :D

Oh, it can be just as much fun, it's all a question of timing and trying to acquire as many cookies as you can :p

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:19 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Are you really certain you want your spouse collaborating with all of the women around here? :devil: :D

Oh, it can be just as much fun, it's all a question of timing and trying to acquire as many cookies as you can :p [/QUOTE]

I am sure that when she actually gets on, she will find enough information to make night eminently enjoyable, delicious deary. ;)

Well, if you want some tips, rubbing the penguin before spanking puts some sharpness into it. :p

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:20 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Are you really certain you want your spouse collaborating with all of the women around here? :devil: :D
[/QUOTE]

She might learn some nasty truths... :D ;)

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:27 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Ravager]She might learn some nasty truths... :D ;) [/QUOTE]

Masochist that Hill is, I think that is exactly what he's hoping for :speech:

[QUOTE=Hill]I am sure that when she actually gets on, she will find enough information to make night eminently enjoyable, delicious deary.

Well, if you want some tips, rubbing the penguin before spanking puts some sharpness into it.[/QUOTE]

You're obviously aspiring to live dangerously :D

Yes, but you still have to make sure the pengun does not get chomped or collide with one of those nasty spiked balls while still in mid flight :p

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:33 pm
by Hill-Shatar
You're obviously aspiring to live dangerously :D
Well, you know me and pain... :D Besides, from what you are able to discern about my spouse, you should know that anything I do could be...dangerous. :D
Yes, but you still have to make sure the pengun does not get chomped or collide with one of those nasty spiked balls while still in mid flight :p
Spiky balls? Did Fas forget to shave this morning? ;)