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you have probably heard a bunch of stupid jokes in your lifetime! Post them here. Whether they are pointless, don't make sense, or just flat out not funny, here is a warm and cozy home for them. I'll get the ball rolling...



A young boy says to his father, "Daddy, can I have a glass of water?"

The dad says, "No son, you've had ten glasses already!"

The boy says, "I know, but my room is still on fire."





Why did Johnny fall off of his bike?

Because he didn't have arms.





What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.





Let's see what you've got!

Oh, easy...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Be alert
Britain needs lerts

[QUOTE=Grimar]What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry, but I find that to be hilarious. :laugh:

At first, when I read the title, I though it was "worst" as in like...horribly degrading/offensive/dirty jokes. I had a bunch thought up, but they'd definately cause trouble, and that isn't what this is for. I'm no good at this stuff.

Your looking for "corny". PM Rav.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.



How many waffles does it take to build a dog house?

None, Chickens don't eat ice cream




Bill- Hey, what's up?
Bob- The sky.





Whats brown and sticky? ....a stick!

i could go on for an eternity

Where does the gorilla sleep?
Whereever the gorilla wants to sleep.

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]PM Rav. [/QUOTE]
Nooo, don't make an invitation like that!!! :laugh:

[QUOTE=Grimar]



How many waffles does it take to build a dog house?

None, Chickens don't eat ice cream

[/QUOTE]

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Clearly in the wrong thread

i love this one though



What will postman pat be called when he retires???

Pat

How do you fit four elephants into a Volkswagon?




Two in the front and two in the back

People who don't like pie are square.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

-.-'

[Hill-Shatar]

Did you just volunteer me?

[Dragon Wench]

Someone has to volunteer you.

I'm sorry, DW, I had to leak at least that part.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you tired of knock, knock jokes?

Sorry--had to do it!

How are an elephant and a banana just alike?
They are both yellow. . . . Except for the elephant


Why did the conjoined twins go to Britain?
Because the other one wanted to drive

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Your looking for "corny". PM Rav. [/QUOTE]
:laugh:

Two Jews walk into a bar and buy it.

If that's outta line lemme know.

You asked for the worst !

From A Mother With Love

Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

Hey ! This is not my own work !!

@ The Balance: Nice redneck humor , that one can go on for ever and ever and ever...


How long is a chinese man?
Yes. Yes, he is.

[QUOTE=Fiona]How are an elephant and a banana just alike?
They are both yellow. . . . Except for the elephant[/QUOTE]Ooooh! Elephant jokes.

Why is an elephant big, fat and grey?
If it was small, flat, round and white, it would be an aspirin.

Why shouldn't you go in the jungle after 5 pm?
The elephants drop from the trees.

Why do elephants wear pink socks?
As camouflage in a strawberry field.

Ever seen an elephant in a strawberry field?
(no)
Good camouflage, ain't it?

Why are crocodiles flat?
They went into the jungle after 5 pm.