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... that the REAL reason every critter/monster in Oblivion attacks you on sight is because... how can I put this delicately so as not to offend the moderators?... erm... because ALL monsters, including some humanoid ones like Xivilai, are er... genitally challenged - and YOU are not!
Forget Dagoth - he's just a ploy to distract your attention from the REAL reason! :mischief:

Sorry, Fable - couldn't resist!

that's wrong in so many ways......LOL

Okay--but I'm going to let what began facetiouisly devolve into...yet another monster. This topic must be closed!