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Morrowind Jokes

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:39 pm
by Ebonwyrm
Here are some Morrowind jokes I've thought up. Some are corny, others are funny.

What do you call an Argonian in a bar?
A lounge lizard.

What's white, hard, and squirming?
A scrib in a pot of boiling water.


Post your own and see how much laughs they get.

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:59 pm
by Ebonwyrm
Did you hear about the Argonian statue?

It was to scale.



What do you call a pirate lizard?

An Arrrrgonian!