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horny dwarf
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2000 6:06 pm
by Grimbold the Unlovely
This is . . . er . . . a . . . er . . . delicate matter, but here goes. Other BG2 players often refer to something they coyly call "romancing" and what I (in my long past youth) used to call "getting laid." It seems that some of you get lucky with Jaheira, Aeerie, and Viconia. My problem is this: I'm not getting any. The ladies just aren't interested. What's wrong with me? Is it (no, surely it can't be) that I'm a . .. dwarf? (A very good looking one, as dwarves go.)
Grimbold the Unlovely
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2000 6:12 pm
by Thomas
Dwarfs are the race that the developers forgot. Alas you must face the road ahead alone and unloved. :-(
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2000 2:30 pm
by Cloud
well it would be difficult anyway, think of how that beard would get in the way. however being so small would mean that you wouldnt have to get on your knees to..............
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and i think i will stop right there before i break all the laws of decency and get thrown off the forum
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2000 5:51 pm
by Grimbold the Unlovely
But what if I want her to reciprocate the compliment?
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2000 5:27 am
by Baassie
Hey... Maybe Minsc will like you! He's got a thing for little rodents!!!!! Ha Ha (I'm killing myself here!)
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