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wouldnt a BG2 film be great?
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:32 am
by Dangerman
who would play who if they made a BG2 film?
sandra bullock would be imoen
danny de vito would be jan
caeron diaz would be viconia
who else?
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:34 am
by Mr Sleep
Camron Diaz as Viconia, isn't she the wrong colour.
Sam Neil as Anomen.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:35 am
by Edwin
the film would be a flop imho, but you're great!!!!! Danny de vito as jan.....FANTASTIC!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:38 am
by Ubik
Cameron Diaz as Viconia?????!!!!!???????
My child, if you haven't noticed, Vic is a DROW!!!!! How could possibly a blonde bombshell like Cameron act as her?????
(don't reply "in heavy makeup")
As for the rest, I like the idea of Danny de Vito as Jan Jansen, but I 'd rather see Angelina jolie as Imoen... and maybe Rutger Hower as Irenicus. And NOT Denzel Washington as Valygar!!!
P.S. (edit) MrSleep beat me to it
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:38 am
by Dangerman
yeah, with make up blatantly
russel crowe as keldorn
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:40 am
by Gruntboy
It would flop like the majority of fantasy movies (fingers crossed for LoTR).
Helena Bonham Carter as Nalia. Posh b*tch.
But who'd play the protagonist? And what character?
And wouldn't you need BG1 first with BG2 as the sequel - Bhaal Strikes Back?
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:46 am
by Gruntboy
This is gonna be a hot topic....
Arnie as Minsc "plez don tuch ma amster, aaaaaaaahhhh"
Ms. Jolie as Imoen - oh yes.
Natasha Kinky as Jaheira (the accent)
Charles Dance as 'renicus
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:02 am
by Ubik
Arnie as Minsc? YES!!!!
Nastasia Kinsky as Jaheira? Hmm... she (Stasia) is kinda old... why don't try a Latina?
AND plz find a role for the sexiest woman on earth, Salma (OHMNIGOSH) Hayek!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:25 am
by Waverly
Fantasy genre - strike one.
Based on a game - strike two.
Not that I don't enjoy these things, but no-one seems to do them well. When was the last time someone made a good fantasy film (not sci-fi)? The original Conan?
BTW Cast Halle Berry as Viconia and Tia Carrera as Imoen and I will still watch it.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:31 am
by Gruntboy
A BG2 film with an hour of Aerie whining about her wings would make me blow large chunks of popcorn out my nose.
Now if you had that guy who played Darth Maul as Haer'Dalis that would be kinda fun...
Just what would the main protagonist be? A Paladin?
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:32 am
by Ubik
Halle Berry??? Tia Carrera????????
BARF!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:33 am
by Mr Sleep
It should be someone more in the neutral, maybe a druid. Or a cleric.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:34 am
by Gruntboy
But a paladin would have this whole 'I'm good but I have the power to be evil' kinda thing going on.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:47 am
by Bill
With so many quests and plot twists,it would be better to be a TV series.
As for the BG1 plot,this can be done by some flashbacks in the life of the main character-memories brought back etc.
And I agree with Gruntboy,a Paladin seems ideal to show the struggle between "good" (his/her beliefs as a human) and "evil" (his/her heritage of Bhaal).
And just imagine Viconia trying to seduce a Paladin.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:07 am
by Waverly
Ubik: tsk.tsk. I had you pegged for someone with more taste.
TV series?!?!?!? When was the last time there was something worthwhile on the idiot box. David Schimmster as Misc? Traci Gold as Nalia? Sheeesh. I need to go splash some cold water on my face.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:09 am
by Ubik
Viconia... hhhmm... Salma Hayek with some makeup!!!!
She's got the accent and she is SOOOO SEXY!!!
Cool!!!
Another vote for the Paladin here.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:13 am
by Foss
I would rather see a movie over Forgotten Realms
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:13 am
by Ubik
Waverly, I DO HAVE A GOOD TASTE!!! That is why I like Salmita. And I do hate those other two you mentioned before.
Who is going to do a formal cast WITH Harvey Keitel in it?
Vote, ladies and gents, this topic is very interesting (I should go into the marketing bussines, damned, I would make lots of money)
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:22 am
by Gruntboy
Robert De Niro as Keldorn.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:24 am
by Waverly
Can't throw my support behind Salma. Same thing goes for a paladin - how would one with the protagonist's background find time to become a paladin. Should be something with innate power like a sorcerer.