Policy, Policy, What Is My New Policy? (Whining Will Be Met With Strict Discipline)
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:09 am
With all this wonderful talk about policy, I have actually begun to sit down, and seriously think about my personal policies. (Which means, all you people hoping this is a thread regarding the recent change in decisions can sit and rotate. Or rotate and sit. Personally, I do not care which order). Essentially, though, it is encouraged me to think about how I live and govern my own life, and what has become the focus of my day to day living, and how it affects other people.
For instance, something as simple as being curt, or dismissive is a a behaviour I will sometimes adopt, thought not as a first option. Mostly because I find myself, literally, dealing with the hordes of rejects called consumers on a day to day basis. Frankly, I hate them, and would be more than willing to offer free, swift kicks to junk for everyone of them, but I digress (as well as ignore said urge through use of a highly used stress Weasel. Hurry, and order one now! Only $19.95! What a steal!) When one becomes tired, and irritable, it is easy to regress to such behaviour. Of course, being naturally cynical does not help the issue.
Of course, I also have an annoying habit of being overly energetic when others are not, leading to some interesting banter, to say the least. Fortunatly, they are already worn down, and easy pickings, much like a mature hyena will pick off the sick gazelle... Only I am more violent and graphic about it. Ok, so maybe less entrails, but hey, you get the picture.
But it is with these thoughts, that I would like to reintroduce an old policy of mine to these forums. Frankly, you have all become weak! Weakness is your one flaw. Weakness and lethargy. Weakness and lethargy are your only two flaws. Weakness, lethargy and spam. Those are your three... Crap...
Anyway, suffice to say, I have not been handing out enough fish slaps. Therefore, starting today, I will begin the roving sturgeon slap program. The goals I hope to achieve (besides pure enjoyment on my part) will involve bruising, cruising, and hopefully a lingering fishy smell on all those who have victimized by my Sturgeon of power!
Boom, baby, The Sage is back!
For instance, something as simple as being curt, or dismissive is a a behaviour I will sometimes adopt, thought not as a first option. Mostly because I find myself, literally, dealing with the hordes of rejects called consumers on a day to day basis. Frankly, I hate them, and would be more than willing to offer free, swift kicks to junk for everyone of them, but I digress (as well as ignore said urge through use of a highly used stress Weasel. Hurry, and order one now! Only $19.95! What a steal!) When one becomes tired, and irritable, it is easy to regress to such behaviour. Of course, being naturally cynical does not help the issue.
Of course, I also have an annoying habit of being overly energetic when others are not, leading to some interesting banter, to say the least. Fortunatly, they are already worn down, and easy pickings, much like a mature hyena will pick off the sick gazelle... Only I am more violent and graphic about it. Ok, so maybe less entrails, but hey, you get the picture.
But it is with these thoughts, that I would like to reintroduce an old policy of mine to these forums. Frankly, you have all become weak! Weakness is your one flaw. Weakness and lethargy. Weakness and lethargy are your only two flaws. Weakness, lethargy and spam. Those are your three... Crap...
Anyway, suffice to say, I have not been handing out enough fish slaps. Therefore, starting today, I will begin the roving sturgeon slap program. The goals I hope to achieve (besides pure enjoyment on my part) will involve bruising, cruising, and hopefully a lingering fishy smell on all those who have victimized by my Sturgeon of power!
Boom, baby, The Sage is back!
hurry I didnt cut in line for nothing.