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I would like to see another batch of Demon doors but with more challenging puzzles. And a better loot behind the door. I liked these doors with attitude but they parted with their treasures way too easily in my opinion.
Or perhaps not Demon doors but something else to the same effect?
Something like mimic chests? You have to give a right answer or it will show fangs. Any ideas?

would'nt mind demon doors in Fable 2 and as you said hope ther not so easy

Yeah the mimic chest Idea, I like it.
Or burried dongions u must enter and a demondoor awaits, One u must answer a ridle with an item, the other one will cast gueardians u must defeat, Also what i would like is when u answer a right question ur wisdom increases ( Like more mana ) or when u fight guardians ( Ur physics get a boost ).
They should make it more mystiriuos and hard to, and a reward for a solved riddle: mana potion and a howl tattoo, I dont want to see that anymore

I agree that increse in stats or mana/hit points could be a good reward for solving a puzzle. The door might even give you a choice. Something like that:

Door: Bwa-ha-ha! Listen, mortal, I really like ye, I do. For a thousand years I kept asking my little question of every poor sod who happened to knock at me, and can ye believe it? Them stupid goons could not answer right. Aye, but ye have brains in yer bonebox, me mortal friend, ye do. So, what it be yer reward?
1)a nice tatoo that gives yer foes da creeps or
2)500 XP to use as ye please or
3)a good sword Firebrand me daddy pilfered from ol' Fyerkhsbrrruemon the Fire Wurm's hoard when I was but a wee lad?
And should ye have yer heart desire to ask yer wife what is good for ye or look up a hint or two on yer Banshee forum just pause the game, will ya?

You can also get a quest from a Demon Door.

Female Demon Door:

Hmm…Looks like you won, darling... Yes, yes, the prize, of course, darling! Let me just… Oh, my… rheumatism…You know, darling, I am not that young anymore… My dear Mother used to say, “A proper lady should not be hasty to open up for every rascal eager to stick his little key in a keyhole”. She was absolutely right, of course, but would you listen to a word of wisdom when so many suitors are wrestling on your doormat for the honor of touching your handle? Perhaps I will tell you a tale or two later… But now I need you to fetch me a medicine, darling, oil perhaps, to grease my old joints so I would be able to swing open for you. But don’t you dare to bring me that awful stuff they sell in the local smithy! Find something more suitable for a delicate lady, something dainty…

And off you go on a quest, to gather ingredients for a Special Herbal Balm for a Demon door...

Lady Dragonfly wrote:And off you go on a quest, to gather ingredients for a Special Herbal Balm for a Demon door...

Awsome.... Respect that was freaking hilarious, I wish i was that funny

But that is the nice part of fable, the jokes innit...
I had more in picture of some diffrent styles and diffrent voices, Something like a BA barrackus door:

You:"Knock Knock"
Door: "Dont knock on the eye Fool, For 300 years all crazy folks come around nocking on the damned eye.
You: "Sorry"
Door: "What you mean, aint no sorry for that fool, They almost knocked My damned Eye out.
You: "Can i make it up to you"
Door: " Hell No u cant fool, U just want plunder the riches I got knocked on the eye for the last 300 years, Well ... Forget it.
(the door start mumbeling: Thats was my eye again, these guys got no respect for an old door, I would whoop some if they gave me two damned hands, But no no that no good, Damn all that )

So now ur off the find some medecine for his eye to make him a bit more happy.

The Crypt Door encounter

Door: Are you undead?
Hero: Hell no!
Door: Just checking. You look rather pale.
Hero: I work a night shift.
Door: Whatever.
Hero: What do you have in stock?
Door: Nothing you can afford, punk.
Hero: Try me.
Door: I’ve got a neat shroud here, second hand of course, but smells like brand new.
Hero: Nice. What else?
Door: Are you a wizarding type? I have a scroll.
Hero: What kind of a scroll?
Door: No clue but it looks valuable. Interested?
Hero: How much?
Door: Not so fast, buddy. You will have to strip that shroud off that zombi fellow over there first. The scroll is in the coffin belonging to a very bad tempered vampire. After you are done you will pay me 2999 gold commissions.
Hero: What?! You can’t be serious.
Door: I have a big family. So, do we have a deal or not?
Hero: OK, I’ll do it, dammit.
Door: Good. Just be careful with the furniture, it is antic.

More to come...

Demon Door, PhD encounter

Door: I am confident you don’t even begin to comprehend the concept of demon-doorology.
Hero: Wha…what?
Door: The subtle metaphysics of its immanent incongruity, the parthenogenesis of paronomasia. Do you concur that the implications are insurmountable?
Hero: ???!!
Door: How typical. So, what can I do for you today?
Hero: Well, you know…
Door: Unfortunately, I do. Throngs of avaricious, gluttonous, concupiscent, uneducated adventurers sullied my doorstep long enough. They all failed in their futile attempt to supply a satisfactory answer to a rather unsophisticated riddle.
Hero: Will you tell me your riddle?
Door: Indulge me. What is the most exalted, emancipated, impertinent, and remarkable science in the known Universe?
Hero: Umm… demon-doorology?
Door: I am speechless.

I would like to see demon doors with different personalities and different set of voices. While the demon doors in Fable: The Lost Chapters voices is suitable and his speech can be funny at times, I would like to see more different types of demon doors in terms of voices and personalities. Oh by the way, I agree with the idea of having different genders for demon doors. It's a nice touch.

Demon Door and its Pet the mimic chest

Hero: Hey, there is another door! Knock-knock. Anybody home?
Door: Did you hear, Boxy? Say Hello.
Hero: Are you talking to me?
Door: No, this is my Boxy here. Come on, Boxy, be nice.
Mimic: AHRRR…
Hero: Is this a treasure chest?
Mimic: GRRRR…
Door: It depends. Boxy is very sensitive. But his heart is pure gold.
Hero: Look, I think the chest is drooling! And did I just see fangs?!
Door: Boxy, really, you should try to be nice.
Mimic: Nice?! Nice?! I live on rats! Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Just look at me! Look at all that rust! It is pathetic! I need a balanced nutrition, vitamins, proteins… Rats!
Hero: Don’t look at me. I am not your lunch, forget it.
Mimic: Looks like lunch to me.
Hero: Looks like a treasure chest to me.
Door: Looks like a political TV show to me. Listen, we don’t need all this violence.
Mimic: I am starving.
Hero: I could use some cash.
Door: Then I have a job for you, Hero. Bring Boxy the Magic Pot from Swamp Witch and he will let you look under his lid. Right, Boo? I mean, Boxy?

Lady Dragonfly wrote:Demon Door and its Pet the mimic chest

Hero: Hey, there is another door! Knock-knock. Anybody home?
Door: Did you hear, Boxy? Say Hello.
Hero: Are you talking to me?
Door: No, this is my Boxy here. Come on, Boxy, be nice.
Mimic: AHRRR…
Hero: Is this a treasure chest?
Mimic: GRRRR…
Door: It depends. Boxy is very sensitive. But his heart is pure gold.
Hero: Look, I think the chest is drooling! And did I just see fangs?!
Door: Boxy, really, you should try to be nice.
Mimic: Nice?! Nice?! I live on rats! Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Just look at me! Look at all that rust! It is pathetic! I need a balanced nutrition, vitamins, proteins… Rats!
Hero: Don’t look at me. I am not your lunch, forget it.
Mimic: Looks like lunch to me.
Hero: Looks like a treasure chest to me.
Door: Looks like a political TV show to me. Listen, we don’t need all this violence.
Mimic: I am starving.
Hero: I could use some cash.
Door: Then I have a job for you, Hero. Bring Boxy the Magic Pot from Swamp Witch and he will let you look under his lid. Right, Boo? I mean, Boxy?

hehehe....that would be funn in Fable 2 :laugh:

This time Our brave hero encounterd a rather odd demon door, at the beach.

Door: Eh, Psst Hero dude
Hero: What..!?
Door: Over here dude, U are a hero are u
Hero: I quess so..
Door: Awsome, I need ur help dude...
Hero: with what...
Door: Listen Up dude, I dont know dude.
But this one day I want out for surfing and there where no waves, So it sucked...
Hero: And...
Door: Let me finish.. My smallminded herofriend, So i said...
Dude, i really starting to Totally hate skorm, U know dude. And i crapped on his sacred place..Like Totally Innit, It was freaking awsome.
Hero: ....(sight)
Door: and the next day or something.. I woke up and became a door or something, It totally sucked dude.
Hero: so where can i help u with....
Door: Skorm said the Potion Of the evil spirits could condem me from being a door dude... So could u find it for me....

And off u go

Demon Door and the Guest Superstar

Door:...and then I will reveal my secret to you.
Hero: Okey-dokey, there we go.

(A drow elf with lavender orbs appears from behind the bushes zipping his pants up. He wields two scimitars, Twinkle and Icingdeath.)

Hero: What the bloody heck?! Is that you, Drizzt?
Door: Do you know each other?
Drizzt: I am Drizzt Do'Urden, a renowned renegade drow. My current occupation is a ranger of the Greatwood Forest. Do you have a problem with that?
Hero: You bet I do!
Drizzt: I understand. My legacy... Sorry, I was unavoidably detained in some other game I was plaguing recently so I missed Fable TLC. But rest assured, my friend, I am here now and I will be there for you in Fable 3, 4 and 25 to lend my slender noble hand whenever it needs to be lent. Or not.
Hero: I don’t need your freaking noble hand or any other part of you. Be gone, drow!

(Bruenor, Wulfgar, Regis and Catti-Brie jump in)

Bruenor: Gotcha!

Drizzt: Let me introduce my team.
Hero: No! That’s it! I quit. I am returning my badge of honor and going home.
Drizzt: You can’t quit, my friend. Because you are fired.
Hero: You can’t fire me; you are not the Hero Guildmaster.
Drizzt: I am not. The Guildmaster now is my best friend Regis.

(Regis starts spinning his famous Ruby Pendant)

Door: Here we go again.

The lost door.

After a hike off days our brave hero regrets his journey and just ass the moment takes his enter on going back, He found what he was looking for

Hero: Thank avo i found u, Ur a tuff one to find
Door: I Have Bin here a while already, and considering i am stuck here i aint going anywhere to me lad
Hero: Yeah whatever fellow, I want u to crack open for me so i can take ur riches and take this long ass hike back down the hill.
Door: The Brute.. U know u have to Pass a test first..
Hero: A TEST !
Door: Yes me lad, A test
Hero: Look down would u i walked all the way up here
Door: So...
Hero: I am tired, i havnt eatn in days and I....
Door: Very touching, Either u solve me riddle or vanish from me sight, And besides, Since i am so high as i recall u saying 2 seconds ago i wasnt that hard to find...
Hero: Okay... But make a nice one, I got a Solus greatsword and i am not afraid to use it...
Door: Question one, What was the summer hit of the 70's
Hero: what the hack... Where living in the mid centurys dude...
Door: Whisper( I know me lad, But since there is getting laid in here we should consider education to for the players... MayBe the age rating basterds would go soft on us )...
Hero: alright, Uhmmm.. I give Up
Door: I dont know eather, I thought it was Take That with there number Felix
Hero: whatever... crack ur dumb butt open before ill open u myslef....
Door: No can do...
Hero: Now what
Door: another riddle... He was a normal guy he became a god..sort off, He lost two lovers,... He still seeks for honour and glorie...
Hero: George bush....
Door: Dont say that the wrighter may get banned from the Forums...
Hero: I give Up..
Door: To Bad me lad, Good journey home.. And send me a post card sometimes....
Hero: GRMBLL GRMBLL

It was lame story i know... I know i cant beat lady dragonfly on it... But it is worth trying

Demon Door the Equal Opportunity Employer

Door: Are you here to apply for a job?
Hero: Yep. There is my updated Resume.
Door: Good, good… Do you have three recommendations?
Hero: Yep. From Briar Rose, Whisper and Lady Grey.
Door: I guess we can start your job interview then.
Hero: Bring it on.
Door: I have openings for a Doorman and a Minion. As a Doorman you will have to stick around and make sure I have “Do Not Disturb” sign on me at all times.
Hero: What happened to your previous Doorman?
Door: He died from boredom.
Hero: Can you tell me about the Minion position?
Door: This position (or should I say positions? He-he-he!) requires Renown10, strong knowledge of Crotch Grab and a sexual orientation towards Demon Doors. You have to be flexible and team-oriented.
Hero: Team-oriented?
Door: Our OutDoor parties sometimes get out of handle, he-he…

Robbed..?

Door: ZzzzZZzz...
Hero: MY GOOD SIR DEMON DOOR..
Door: What the.. ZZ...
Hero: I HAVE COME TO SOLVE THEI RIDDLE AND CLAME THE PRICE OF WISDOM...
Door: What, Dont Yell at me Punk.. I have no problems with my ears.
Hero: O sorry My good sir, But i demant thou riddle.
Door: I aint got no damned riddle.
Hero: I beg Your pardon.....
Door: I have no riddle man, And i got no damned Wisdom thing u talked about either...
Hero: Well I am siriously Shocked..
Door: But i do got a quest, Go to the albion HobbeCave and Bring me back the Chest they have on the center side....
Hero: Why Me Good Sir, That means i need to kill them....
Door: U are a Hero Are u, So get it done...
Hero: But....But... That is awfull
Door: Man.. Get ur pantys out of ur ass and go do it...
Hero: I refuse.. I want my riddle....
Door: I told u i got no damned riddle, and if i had... I have no damned price
Hero: why not...
Door: Becouse the Hobbes Robbed My sorry ass, They tickeld my i had to sneeze .. Blew 4 of them away u should have seen that.. But they plunderd me..
Hero: Well have u ever...
Door: so either u kill those hobbes or u vanish ur choiche

Demon Door and Conspiracy Theory

Door: Good morning to you, Sir Hero! I haven’t seen you since Fable:TLC.

Hero: I am very upset.

Door: What’s the matter?

Hero: My sister Imoen was abducted by Lucius Malfoy and his Death Eaters cronies.

Door: That is terrible! How could that happened?

Hero: These desperados kidnapped her while I was participating in the World Cup Chicken Kicking Tournament.

Door: Have you won?

Hero: I would have, but Drizzt was there, of course, to snatch the Cup from me at the last moment. I can't stand this guy.

Door: Tough luck, but Mary Sues always win. Are your children OK?

Hero: They are unconditionally fine, thanks. They are still 5 years old. This is my favorite age and I am thinking to keep them 5 years old for a while. They don’t ask awkward questions at that age yet, like why daddy gutted their cat.

Door: That is good to hear. How may I help you?

Hero: I kinda hoped you knew where I can find Lucius.

Door: Hmm… I think I saw him passing through that trading post nearby.

Hero: Which trading post? There are no trading posts in this area.

Door: Remember those traders battling flies? The other day ye bought a sandwich from them and that transaction gave a tremendous boost to their economy. There is a trading post now in the forest clearing. Really, you should support their efforts and maybe purchase a lunch there; I bet they will build a town after that.

Hero: I might do just like that. So, you say Lucius went towards the new trading post?

Door: Yup. Be careful, Hero, and keep your pants and gunpowder dry.

Hero: I’ll be going then.

(Lucius Malfoy warps in)

Lucius: Is this Mudblood gone?

Door: Everything as we planned, Lucius dear, everything, hehehe…

Demon Door and Planned Parenthood

Hero: I reckon we should spice up our bleak existence with a bit of controversy.
Door: What do you have in mind?

(A small crowd of male/female villagers come out of the woods)

Hero: This is my cheerleader crew. Don’t worry, they are harmless.
Door: Why do they have these pink bubbles above their heads?
Hero: Ah, these are the signs of deep affection.
Door: Interesting. So, what was that about controversy?
Hero: I want it. Lots of it. Can you think of any?
Door: Global warming? Gay marriage? ‘Twas pretty hot during last elections.
Hero: Been there, done that. Just look at those bubbleheads.

(Cheerleaders start dancing Disco)

Hero: How about obscenity?
Door: Pal, you farted in front of the ladies, showed the middle finger to your best friends, and actually paid money to be publicly called “arse face”. What else do you want?
Hero: Jeepers, I did not realize it was obscene.
Door: As obscene as it gets. And you’d better believe it.

(Cheerleaders are dancing Flamenco)

Hero: Well, how about abortion?
Door: What about it?
Hero: Like my Mom had second thoughts but I survived… Brain damage…
Door: Man, this is really stupid. It could nicely account for your comfortably low IQ but I would not recommend using the “a” word. Don’t push your luck, pal. Stick to letter “f”.

(Cheerleaders are dancing Kossak now)

Hero: Nice dance. Hey, are they all pregnant?!
Door: Are you sure you are not running a fever?
Hero: No, seriously, that guy has a big belly.
Door: It is called obesity, pal. That is what you get in McDonalds.
Hero: There you go, another controversial issue!

i love the deman doors tho would agree that more puzzles like the gess my name one where there is an actuall puzzle rather than simply eating a load of food.

i would like it is the doors reacted differently to you like ones that want you to do a dead of evil turning there nose up at any good heros.


door: only those of a pure sou...
hero: yea yea yada yada bla bla *pulls out an stone cutter*
door: *opens up, fast*

just a idea of how to open a DD(demon Door) feks like you go around hunting powerfull people that the DD dont like and to bring back some items to show you that you have killed them.