The evils of...SOY! (spam on subject)

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:48 pm

Men! Are you ready to become female? If not, read here. We must stop this menace!

Silur · Post by **Silur** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:53 pm

I have to get me some more soy! Taken in just the right amounts, maybe I can land exactly in the middle. Androgyny should give you twice the number of chances!

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:01 pm

Hmm... I think I know a few "ladies" on my metro drive home that could use a lot more soy in their diet if they ever think I'll believe them.

Sure its just a sore throat, thats an Adams Apple damnit!

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:23 pm

Your right Fable, Jim Rutz must be stopped.

No on second thoughts having people read this sort of drivel is the best form of discrediting him I can imagine. I didn't notice any actual rendition of what his sources and studies actually were. I suspect the journal of fancy and Nexus as prime sources.

Oh how I wish the only nut jobs I encountered were on guitars. - Curdis !

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:53 pm

Aw.. shoot, I'm too late.

Thanks Fable, I needed that today. You know, somehow I expected more of an article on the same website where Chuck Norris writes.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:14 pm

I have been described as strangely feminine in many of my thought processes and actions by people who know me well and I haven't ever gone near Soy. Maybe I should start chugging some in the hopes I could have a baby with me, myself and I alone?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:30 pm

This guy should be working for Fox News!

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:08 pm

I will never in my life be able to figure out how to respond to that. That is... guh. There, that's my response. And it made just about as much sense, too.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:43 pm

It reminds me ever so much of that General in Dr. Strangelove who believes women are out to drain men of their "essences," of something like that. And people who think the roundness of the earth is a conspiracy. And others who believe that Noah's Ark is being held quietly on top of a Turkish mountain. But what's really disturbing--incredibly disturbing--isn't that this guy should believe soy-induced feminism, but that he should want to communicate those views.

That is really one sick puppy.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:14 pm

i didnt know what soy even was until i asked my friend...but if soy has estrogen, is there a food that the "butch" chicks eat/drink that make them more testosterone-ful?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:42 pm

@ Sean,
yeah...it's called diesel fuel. They siphon the stuff through straws from their motorbikes...

Sorry... in keeping with article, I just couldn't help it

Siberys · Post by **Siberys** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:17 am

Ok, I know there's a joke somewhere, but I'm not seeing it.

Is this article in any way shape or form serious (even if it is incredibly stupid) or is it all supposedly sarcasm?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:23 am

I guess I should recommend the boys drinking soya milk whenever they are caught fighting and whacking each other... you know, to suppress the huge amount of male hormones in them.

@fable: I have half-a mind to warn the buddhist monks in Thailand not drink soy milk (which by the way is commonly offered them every morning during their "Alms Walk."

You see, for these monks, they are forbidden to have physical contact with females. It is said that the touch of a female would cause them to be unpure. Wouldn't it be a great sight to see them once they realize that what they're drinking would cause them to be even more impure than mere touch?

Moonbiter · Post by **Moonbiter** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:03 am

I'm actually allergic to soy. Gawds, I feel like such a man's man right now.

:laugh:

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:25 am

Siberys wrote:Is this article in any way shape or form serious (even if it is incredibly stupid) or is it all supposedly sarcasm?

It gives every appearance of being meant to be taken seriously. The human mind is a truly wonderful thing, no?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:18 am

dragon wench wrote:@ Sean,
yeah...it's called diesel fuel. They siphon the stuff through straws from their motorbikes...

Sorry... in keeping with article, I just couldn't help it

That explains the awful facial expressions then I suppose. And the bad breath. *shakes my head*

Malta Soron · Post by **Malta Soron** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:09 pm

If soy is so damaging, shouldn't the soy consumers be extinced within a few generations? That way the problem would solve itself.

Siberys · Post by **Siberys** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:59 pm

fable wrote:It gives every appearance of being meant to be taken seriously. The human mind is a truly wonderful thing, no?

In that case....

.............wait for it............

....................few more seconds................

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:14 pm

dragon wench wrote:@ Sean,
yeah...it's called diesel fuel. They siphon the stuff through straws from their motorbikes...

Sorry... in keeping with article, I just couldn't help it

lol...i can picture it too, its kinda weird, really...

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:47 pm

Maharlika wrote:
You see, for these monks, they are forbidden to have physical contact with females. It is said that the touch of a female would cause them to be unpure. Wouldn't it be a great sight to see them once they realize that what they're drinking would cause them to be even more impure than mere touch?

Okay, so I have a question about that... Are they then impure at birth, when they can't help but be in full-blown contact with a female?

Yeah, this article is a joke. The funny part is that there are people in the world (the author included, I'm sure) who truly believe it. Well, okay, that's not exactly funny, so much as it exposes how stupid people can be. Which would be the funny part.