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What is up with Elves?
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 5:25 pm
by Pigdog
How come all the Romances (for Males) are for Elves? Did someone have Elf on the Brain.
Viconia: Dark Elf
Aerie: Winged (?) Elf
Jaheira: Some Kinda Elf
What if I wanna be a Dwarf Main Character? I gotta boink an ELF?
I wanta Hardy Human like Nalia or maybe someone my own size like Mazzy. Yeah. (though the hair is aahhh, well.....)
Them poor elves aint tough enuff for our Dwarven Manhood. Give us poor Dwarves a break...........
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 5:27 pm
by Pigdog
<-----------And I aint called my Member Junior for Years and years now. Whats up with that?
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 5:34 pm
by Karembeu
Sorry to spoil the fun for you...but your dwarf will not be likely to "bonk" anyone...at least none of the "romance options" Jaheira,Viconia or Aerie...(correct me someone if I'm wrong)....
As for the "Junior Member" stuff.....I think after 30 posts you automatically turn into a "Member".....
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 5:37 pm
by Pigdog
I'd like to think that I'm a "member" already.
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 5:39 pm
by Karembeu
Well you'll just have to keep posting....(without too much spam)
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 5:46 pm
by Weasel
Your right Karembeu no romances for dwarfs.
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'Weasel the Most Holy of the Holy Cavaliers'.
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 5:48 pm
by Pigdog
Well, since I got stuck with the mindnumbing weekend office year 2000 downtime tracking spreadsheet stuff, I'll guess I'll post in this thread until I become a "member".
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 5:50 pm
by Pigdog
Well I dont want them Elves anyways...
Although Bohdi has a nice voice, she's undead.
hmmmmmm
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 5:55 pm
by Grimbold the Unlovely
Alas! We dwarves must be content to yank our own dwarven (albeit not 'junior') yams. But that vampire has a nice Bodhi.
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 6:02 pm
by Pigdog
Ahh, but maybe that nice Wench at the Copper Coronet will indulge our Hairyness and see the benefits to Dwarven manliness. (for some gold of course, wouldnt wanna crush the lass' ego)
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 6:05 pm
by Karembeu
Pigdog continue in this fashion and your status should soon be "Member"...what does your "Hairyness" think about that?????
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 6:08 pm
by Pigdog
I'd like nothing more than to be a "member", if I aint already.
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 6:13 pm
by Karembeu
While your at it Pigdog...why don't you post a message in the "Poll - Where do you all come from????" topic..(if you haven't already)......first of all the topic will move to the top (so all the new people can easily see it and post) and second we'll know where you come from.......you should find the topic around the first couple of pages......
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 6:22 pm
by Pigdog
There, did it.
Got my Signature in there too.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 6:23 pm
by Karembeu
Yes I can see that.......but you didn't answer the Poll/Question did you????
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 6:24 pm
by Pigdog
Yes I did, started page 5 I did.
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 6:27 pm
by Pigdog
Posted twice on that poll "where do you come from".
Once to say where I was from, then once to say I started the fifth page in the thread.
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 6:27 pm
by Karembeu
Ohh sorry.......I didn't see that.....It's getting late here in Sweden and hard to concentrate.....think I'll go for some sleep soon....
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 6:30 pm
by Pigdog
Rest is good!
I'm in the last 3 hours of my work day here. Gonna finish the rest of my reports for Corporate America on Sunday, since I'm gonna be here anyways. So its 2 and 1/2 hours of fun, fun, fun before quittin' time.
After of course 8 hours of mind-numbing number crunching. (RAAALLLPPHHHH!!!)
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2001 6:35 pm
by Rail
Back to the orig. topic, I think it's pretty lame you only have elves to choose from. Mind you, I have nothing against elves, but c'mon, how 'bout a little variety, here? Nalia would have been fine, though she's a noble. A romance there would have made that stronghold quest even more interesting. Mazzy, for dwarves/halflings/gnomes would have been more than reasonable. Plenty of other options could have been included.