A Short Poem to Oblivion
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:06 pm
Ah, Oblivion. How I dislike thee. Canst thou comprehend the reasons?
Thou takest longer to load than the Windows XP Operating System.
Thou takest almost as long to load new scenes.
Thou requirest me to click the mouse for each weapon stroke or block. For some strokes, thou requires me to coordinate this with pressing a button on the keyboard.
Thou makest it hard to buy potions due to a scarcity of alchemists and mages that sell them.
Thou movest the trainers around and in and out of the guild halls making them hard to find.
Thou freezes when loading new scenes and in the midst of combat most mortal.
How much will I miss thee? Not even a little bit. And I do regret purchasing thee. Now, where did I put that Morrowind disc?
Thou takest longer to load than the Windows XP Operating System.
Thou takest almost as long to load new scenes.
Thou requirest me to click the mouse for each weapon stroke or block. For some strokes, thou requires me to coordinate this with pressing a button on the keyboard.
Thou makest it hard to buy potions due to a scarcity of alchemists and mages that sell them.
Thou movest the trainers around and in and out of the guild halls making them hard to find.
Thou freezes when loading new scenes and in the midst of combat most mortal.
How much will I miss thee? Not even a little bit. And I do regret purchasing thee. Now, where did I put that Morrowind disc?