The game has made me LMAO with its dalogue...at least several times. Here's the latest gem:
Desharik (Pirate lord of Brynnlaw Island) to his cheating wife:
"Madam, you are a ravening ditch-pig"
(and then he kills her with his sword)
Classic!
Classic Quotes
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Good thread idea. Guys, let's remember to stick to actual dialog of interest from non-party members during our comments. Party members have their own separate thread.
Carry on.
Carry on.
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Crazy Celvan (the halfling guy in the Docks District, he says this if you have Minsc talk to him): There once was a warrior true,
with the sense knocked out of him, too.
but in a hamster he found,
some wisdom profound,
and now where goes he goes his Boo!
Dradeel (One of the inmates and a character from TotSC): One has lots of time for reflection while waiting for the ENDLESS WAVES OF BAD DOGGIE WEREWOLF MONSTERS THAT CHEW YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP!!
Lonk the Sane (The warden within Spellhold): My job? Taking care of crazies like you. Making sure you don't go and hurt yourselves with your deviant powers. And cookies, I make cookies.
Protagonist: So what are you going to do now?
Spectator (The beholder from the imp riddle makes a return, the interaction takes place after killing the drow captain): Oh, you know. Find the nearest hive. Check out the ladies. The usual. You?
Protagonist: Fighting for my life. The usual.
Are we allowed to use BGI quotes too?
with the sense knocked out of him, too.
but in a hamster he found,
some wisdom profound,
and now where goes he goes his Boo!
Dradeel (One of the inmates and a character from TotSC): One has lots of time for reflection while waiting for the ENDLESS WAVES OF BAD DOGGIE WEREWOLF MONSTERS THAT CHEW YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP!!
Lonk the Sane (The warden within Spellhold): My job? Taking care of crazies like you. Making sure you don't go and hurt yourselves with your deviant powers. And cookies, I make cookies.
Protagonist: So what are you going to do now?
Spectator (The beholder from the imp riddle makes a return, the interaction takes place after killing the drow captain): Oh, you know. Find the nearest hive. Check out the ladies. The usual. You?
Protagonist: Fighting for my life. The usual.
Are we allowed to use BGI quotes too?
“The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially.”
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LMAO. That was too funny. Some nutcase in Spellhold just said that so now I guess I know where that comes from.Crenshinibon wrote: Dradeel (One of the inmates and a character from TotSC): One has lots of time for reflection while waiting for the ENDLESS WAVES OF BAD DOGGIE WEREWOLF MONSTERS THAT CHEW YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP!!