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The Strangest, Part Deux: The Evil Twin Strikes Back
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:55 pm
by Lady Dragonfly
The Trailer: Commercial... Bang, Bonk! Your evil twin fondles your girlfriend... Zip!.. Commercial... Light-saber ballet... Commercial... Twinblade Hero Doll croaks, "I am your father, Dammit"... commercial... lots of chili... Commercial...
Get your popcorn and... go!
...Darkness is dispelled. You look around and...
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:04 pm
by AmpaSand
.... MY GOD! What a hangover! Well it is prferable to the hangunder you might have gotten in the first part but you realise that your life needs sorting out. You evil twin has kidnapped you girlfriend and locked her in a special post proff castle that wan't become vulnerable til post 100! But more immediate concerns press. Like who is this, why the pizza box and what happened.....
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:08 pm
by Tricky
I'm confused..
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:14 pm
by Lady Dragonfly
...to Tricky. At that moment you realize that the confusion is contagious. You must find an antidote or perish! There is only one thing to do...
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:15 pm
by fable
...You quickly open a box marked DANGER DON'T OPEN, only to find...
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:17 pm
by AmpaSand
....Whip out your mortar and pestle and combine demon eye, angel dust and the foot of the easter rabbit to make a cure confustion potion. now if only you knew where to get those....
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:20 pm
by AmpaSand
^ last threat should have been above fables... it makes sense....
..... angel dust! now where could you get the other 2 ingredients
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:21 pm
by Lady Dragonfly
... those... you forgot the name of the thingy... what is in this box btw? You are accustomed to face the danger so you open the box... there is the thingy!... Smells good...
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:24 pm
by AmpaSand
....Which indicates it's off. While thinking about this a robot wearing a black suit walks up to you and says.....
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:29 pm
by Naffnuff
Yeah, yeah, very nice and all, but now a few words from our sponsors:
Haven't you always wanted to be a superhero?
eek: Yes! Yes!)
Well now you can, with our Superhero Peanut Butter!
speech: Wow!)
Shut up and go buy some!
) Yes Sir!)
(Now back to your lame old story ...)
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:31 pm
by Lady Dragonfly
..."Hey, I got some good stuff here. Interested? It is right over there..." You desperately need your ingredients so you decide to follow the strange robot...
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:33 pm
by AmpaSand
.....Annoyed at the interuption you pull out your micro saber and proceed to scrap the robot for his lame ad.
After doing that you realise that, that that, that that that proceed was not needed and you had wandered off the path and fallen down a rabbit hole, to find.....
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:36 pm
by Naffnuff
... that the robot was in fact just some poor kid dressed up as a Transformer. Torn by remorse, you ...
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:40 pm
by AmpaSand
.... wipe it off your mind (you will have night mares about it in a couple of posts) and reconcile your self that he was probaly going to be a mormon. Back to the rabbit hole you notice.....
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:41 pm
by Lady Dragonfly
...your last ingredient: the MANDRAKE ROOT!!!...
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:42 pm
by Naffnuff
... that the nightmares have already begun to haunt you ...
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:42 pm
by Naffnuff
... or perhaps it was mandrake root...
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:44 pm
by AmpaSand
.... wondering how you got the last ingredient that wasn't even mentioned before the 2nd and 3rd you seize the root only to have the 200 foot tall mandrake jump up and .....
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:46 pm
by Lady Dragonfly
...turn into your second ingredient -- whatever it was...
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:46 pm
by Naffnuff
... present itself to you as the true Messiah ...