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Australian Recipe: Cuckoo Dough

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:36 am
by Lady Dragonfly
That's right, it is all about dough. Read on to learn how they make it in Australia.

MELBOURNE, Australia - Two Australian robbers thought they were hauling away a big sack of cash from the Cuckoo Restaurant, but it turned out to be bread rolls — and one of them accidentally shot the other in the buttocks during the heist.

Benjamin Jorgensen, 38, and his accomplice Donna Hayes, 36, were sentenced Tuesday after pleading guilty to robbing the restaurant in the southern Australian city of Melbourne on April 1 last year.

During the April Fools Day holdup, Jorgensen grabbed what he believed was a bag with the Cuckoo's daily take of about U.S. $26,000 in cash, but later found it was full of bread rolls, the Victorian County Court heard.

He also fired his gun accidentally during the heist, shooting Hayes in the buttocks.

Judge Roland Williams told the robbers they were a "pair of fools," before sentencing Hayes to eight years in prison and Jorgensen to seven.

Earlier this week, defense lawyer Greg Thomas said Jorgensen had been under the influence of drugs at the time, had made a full admission to police and was remorseful, News Ltd. newspapers reported.


Hard to tell what is more amusing: the image of two armed citizens hauling a bag of bread rolls or the fact that there is a restaurant called Cuckoo somewhere in Australia.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:56 am
by Fiberfar
If the robber who got shot had died during the heist, it'd qualify for the Darwin Awards....

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:52 pm
by Loki[D.d.G]
This is brilliant, it even appeared on my national newpaper. :D

Reminded me of the show "Fun with Dick and Jane." :laugh:

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:59 pm
by Ode to a Grasshopper
The footage of one of their sisters getting mad at everyone laughing at him was priceless.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:08 pm
by DesR85
One word: Funny. Kind of remind me of a Reader Digest article about stupid criminals 2 years ago. ;)
Loki[D.d.G] wrote: Reminded me of the show "Fun with Dick and Jane." :laugh:
I didn't like that movie. :p

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:45 pm
by Lady Dragonfly
Have you ever been to that Cuckoo restaurant, Odie? :)

According to their website, the Cuckoo offers a "delicious smorgasbord with live floor show which may include cow bell ringing, slap dancing and yodelling" as well as German beer on tap which definitely adds to the "wonderful Bavarian atmosphere" in the Cuckoo. But wait, there is more: "If you are lucky Elvis may make a visit as part of the unique floor show".

German beer, cow bell ringing and Elvis. A perfect backdrop to the bread rolls heist.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:13 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Wrong side of Oz, I'm afraid. Looking at the description I might pass on that one, apart from the beer it's not really my kind of scene.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:28 pm
by Loki[D.d.G]
I thought they even tried to get away in the wrong getaway car? Or do I have my facts wrong? :confused: :D

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:53 am
by Taco Magus
sounds something that may be in one of many bars here in fl or alabama :D except maybe the german beer :d it would be replaced with bud lite :d


I was expecting some dough cracks after reading that they stole dough instead of dough oO