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Since my last office is burried in the sands of time, I have constructed a new one. There are more people (who are more disturbed) than ever. Remember: Doc Waverly is here to help.

Enjoy the fireplace, fix a drink , help yourself to the pills , and settle into an overstuffed leather chair amid the floor to ceiling cherrywood wainscoated walls. Catch the Doc in a good mood and he may even let you sit next to him .

Now tell the Doc what is on your mind...

[This message has been edited by Waverly (edited 03-28-2001).]

*I'm* not disturbed - I'm not, not NOT ... eehhh.. gimme some pills and something to drink ASAP - BUWAAAHAHAHAHA

Doc Help me. I am here for a long time. I am watching, lurking but can not spam. What can i do.

Hmm. Manic behaviour. *Extreme* denial. Xandax was such an articulate young man when I first enountered him in the trivia thread. Has Weasel done this too you?

@Fallout: Cannot spam? Most would consider it a blessing...but if spamming is your goal, seek out the original master: Mr. Sleep. He will teach you. Beware of Mrs. Sleep and Legal Sleep, they are dangerous.

No pills
Ok. I will medidate until Master Sleep come. I dont have much time but.

Originally posted by Waverly:
Hmm. Manic behaviour. *Extreme* denial. Xandax was such an articulate young man when I first enountered him in the trivia thread. Has Weasel done this too you?

Don't blame weasle - just a bad day at work, free time, - just a very bad day, thank god that I'm single otherwise this would be the day I would have gotten dump

@Fallout: Help yourself to the pills, but they cannot awaken the spammer within. While you await Mr. Sleep, you can go on a vision quest: Seek out the elusive Slyweasel. *If* you can find him, he may have answers.

@Xandax: So it is better to have *no* girl in your life than to have had one and lost her? Untrue...your day is even worse than you thought

[This message has been edited by Waverly (edited 03-28-2001).]

@Wav. This day - I prefere to be single and _not_ being dumped

Normally I would of course prefere a woman by my side

Nice new office. Where are the nurses? Send Paige & Noria over here when you get a chance Waverly.

You there doc?

Yes Gruntboy, I'm here. Bend over and say "ahhh...ooooo....yeahhhhh".

Bugger off. I need Doc Waverly. You gimp LOL

@GB The Doc will see you now <takes a huge swig of whiskey and readies himself for a visit from one of the more disturbed patients.>

Couldn't get into GB for a bit there, surfed for porn instead

I think I have a problem with my girlfriend Doc. I just tried to ring her and her friends says she's sick. She's never sick and I think she doesn't want to talk to me.

I don't know what I've done. Or am I being paranoid?!

Help me doc!

Where do you want me to put the 6 cases of scotch, Doc.?

I think I need some of those - medicinal purposes you understand

One or two cases? GB.

<Minerva comes back from her trip and looks for a pub. Can't find anywhere, so decided to ask the Doc>

Ahhh, Doc, I cannot find a pub anywhere in this forum. Why? I need drink, now!!

Hello, guys, I'm back!

Is there any threads I should/shouldn't read?

@Darkpurple: Better give a bottle to GB...

@GB: Now I don't know your girlfriend; but any girl I can think of at the moment that I went out with would have gotten on the phone and told me she was sick herself. Unless she was alseep and the friends took it upon themselves not to wake her, this could be a bad omen. Have you pissed her off lately?