Incoming memo...To: Flagg Re: Baseless Accusations & Trolling CC:SYM
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2001 6:58 am
Dear:
[ ] Loser [ ] Subliterate [ ] Hormonal Pre-teen
[ ] Me-too-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[x] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Martyr
[x] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[x] Socialist [x] Wanker [ ] Troller
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] Your lame advertising message has firmly convinced me to ignore you
[ ] You posted an "poor me" reply
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[x] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You responded to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You suck
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something really stupid/depraved
[x] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
[ ] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[x] you are posting an unwarranted attack
[x] Screw explanations!
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
[ ] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
[ ] Verify the effect of gravity by jumping from the nearest bridge
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[x] I pity your dog
[ ] Remove yourself from our presence
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] Learn to post or sod off
[ ] Learn to post and sod off
[ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[x] Get a clue
[ ] All of the above
End of Memo
[ ] Loser [ ] Subliterate [ ] Hormonal Pre-teen
[ ] Me-too-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[x] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Martyr
[x] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[x] Socialist [x] Wanker [ ] Troller
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] Your lame advertising message has firmly convinced me to ignore you
[ ] You posted an "poor me" reply
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[x] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You responded to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You suck
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something really stupid/depraved
[x] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
[ ] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[x] you are posting an unwarranted attack
[x] Screw explanations!
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
[ ] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
[ ] Verify the effect of gravity by jumping from the nearest bridge
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[x] I pity your dog
[ ] Remove yourself from our presence
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] Learn to post or sod off
[ ] Learn to post and sod off
[ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[x] Get a clue
[ ] All of the above
End of Memo