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The daily rummage
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:09 am
by Gruntboy
Since I am the miniature Grunt who resides in the rucksacks of Vixen *and* Waverly (hey, I'm magical, I can teleport between the 2) I will share with you the sordid little secrets they have picked up along their gruelling and arduous lives.
And I have 99% in pick pockets so no-one is safe
Today:
Vixen - A nude photo of Russell Crowe
Waverly - A nude photo of Russell Crowe
[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Gruntboy ]
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 3:18 am
by Flagg
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 3:24 am
by Waverly
LOL Grunt.
Let's hear some more.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 3:34 am
by Brink
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 3:47 am
by Gruntboy
Wait, there's more pics here in Vixen's pack. Why its a picture of a young lady inspecting Mr Crowe's groinal area. And here's one of Mr Crowe behind the young girl, bending her over, and flapping his arms like an Albatros. Heavens, there are an awful lot of these degrading photos...
What else do we have in Waverly's pack? Hmm, a camera. A rather nice one too.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 5:15 am
by Waverly
Um, Vix, maybe it's time you put some sort of 'silence' spell on that little imp of yours..
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:13 am
by vixen
Grunt...you promised you wouldn't tell..!
You won't be so familiar once I've caught up with you.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:15 am
by Gruntboy
Heh heh. More interesting rummaging tomorrow folks
<looks like Russell has been doing some rummaging of his own
>
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:48 am
by Gruntboy
OK, what's in the bags today?
Vixen: slippers with little pom-poms on the end.
Waverly: an FBI identity card and some alien DNA.
And I pickpocketed Flagg: extra long shoelaces marked "In case of emotional turmoil"
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 3:45 am
by vixen
* Vixen pours alien DNA over GB, ties him up with Flagg's shoelaces (exactly why does he need them?) and puts him into one of her furry slippers (sorry GB- no pom poms- you're blind as well as slippery). She then lobs him into the sunset.*
*Waverly applauds*
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 5:19 am
by Gruntboy
To hang himself with when the going gets tough.
Mini-Grunt teleports to safety in Waverly's pack *vapwing*
Mini-Grunt soils Waverly's pack in excitement *whizz*
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 5:22 am
by Waverly
I had hoped it wouldn't come to this, GB. But I am too lazy to run out for Purina Sabretooth Cat Food, so I am going to use my familiar for this purpose... no crying
die like the miniature imp-man that you are...
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 5:49 am
by Gruntboy
Mini-Grunt wails like a girl and teleports to Big-Grunt's backpack *fapunk*
What's this? Waverly's credit cards? Woo-hoo... awww, they're all fake.
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 7:56 am
by Waverly
Smilodon comes running as Grunt performs his final duty a Waverly’s familiar:
Thanks Grunt. That saved me a trip to the store…
[ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 7:58 am
by Gruntboy
ROFL
You missed me, that was one of Vixen's slippers. I've plenty more rummaging left in me.
Nice p*ssy.
EDIT - sheesh! can't I say that?
LOL
[ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: Gruntboy ]
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:09 am
by T'lainya
LOL Grunt and Waverly
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:11 am
by Brink
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:12 am
by T'lainya
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:19 am
by Gruntboy
Morning T'.
Shall I rummage in your pack too?
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:22 am
by Brink