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Familiar Sold...
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:25 am
by vixen
Evil little imp up for grabs. Anybody want to bid for him? I'm open to all offers.
[ 05-14-2001: Message edited by: vixen ]
[ 05-16-2001: Message edited by: vixen ]
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:26 am
by Weasel
Sorry he's your's...keep him
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:27 am
by Gruntboy
I'm open to all offers.
We know, we've seen the pics
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:30 am
by Darkpoet
I'll give you a dried pea for him.
But, you have to put him in a glass jar.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:31 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>We know, we've seen the pics
</STRONG>
Looks to see if wife is around..... What is this about 'offers'
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:35 am
by vixen
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>We know, we've seen the pics
</STRONG>
Shut it (g)impboy. You're not selling yourself. You should be sweet, demure and quiet.
Now...about that dried pea. I'm sure I can squash overfamiliar here into a jar.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:37 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>Shut it (g)impboy. You're not selling yourself. You should be sweet, demure and quiet.
Now...about that dried pea. I'm sure I can squash overfamiliar here into a jar.</STRONG>
LMAO
Is he potty trained??
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:42 am
by vixen
Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>LMAO
Is he potty trained??</STRONG>
Do you really have to ask that question? I'm sure you know the answer.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:43 am
by Craig
If he's in a jar why does he need to be potty train???
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:44 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>Do you really have to ask that question? I'm sure you know the answer.</STRONG>
Make sure you really stuff him the jar. I don't want him peeing all over the place.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:50 am
by vixen
Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>If he's in a jar why does he need to be potty train???</STRONG>
So he doesn't pickle himself in his own urine. I might just catheterise him instead.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:55 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>So he doesn't pickle himself in his own urine. I might just catheterise him instead.</STRONG>
LOL hang the bag outside the jar.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 10:27 am
by Waverly
LMAO Vix. You can always have him put down if he is unwanted
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 10:30 am
by fable
Should we assume he's been neutered?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 10:35 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Should we assume he's been neutered?</STRONG>
Even if he has, I still wouldn't get too close.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 11:47 am
by vixen
I wish he had been. He has this fascination with breasts.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 12:10 pm
by Craig
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 12:16 pm
by vixen
Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>so he's between 11-21 then
</STRONG>
Unfortunately the obsession goes on for much longer than that.
*Ouch. Get off you ****!*
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 12:27 pm
by Craig
Tenagers are 11-21 and.... need i finish the sentence?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 12:33 pm
by Minerva
@vixen: Why do you want to sell him?