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dragon wench wrote:A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day. As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sister, he went to the store and bought the gloves. His sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time.The clerk carefully wrapped both items but in the process got them mixed up.The sister was handed the gloves and the young man got the panties.The young man mailed his Valentine's Day gift with the following note:"This special Valentines Day gift was chosen because I noticed you are in the habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove." These are a lovely shade, the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in the future. I hope you'll wear them Friday night for me.

Love,
Honey Bear

p.s.
The sales lady says the latest style is to wear them folded down with just a little fur showing.

Ant they lived happily unhappily everafter...

This is the kind of thing I could see happening to BS.... :laugh:
As the sender that is... not the recipient...

Who is BS?

GawainBS wrote:

Who is BS?

Bloodstalker

:laugh::laugh: :laugh::laugh:

aye, i could also see our lovely BS doing this too..............but on purpose, and a few vulgar words in the note

then he will try to act innocent about it, wich wont work because we know BS all to well. :laugh:

*pours a shot of turkey for dear BS... luv ya hun *

When there's smoke, there's fire...

And I see McBane cashing in after another lawsuit. :laugh:

Maharlika wrote:And I see McBane cashing in after another lawsuit. :laugh:

Cashing in sound so negative...I believe you mean providing a valuable service.

And I think you have this backwards. Why would he want to have her put panties ON?? Wouldn't the idea be to take them off??

sparky_kat wrote: aye, i could also see our lovely BS doing this too..............but on purpose, and a few vulgar words in the note

That note was private between you and me, although i can understand how you would want to parade it around in public like this. Being linked to me must be quite the thrill. I'll take it as encouragment to send more.

Hello McBane. Nice to see you, and good to know the time away from here hasn't dimmed your powers of reason in the least.

You know BS...
given that you haven't been around all that much recently I do find it interesting that you were drawn to the title of this thread. This, in itself, strengthens the case against you

McBane wrote:Cashing in sound so negative...I believe you mean providing a valuable service.

And I think you have this backwards. Why would he want to have her put panties ON?? Wouldn't the idea be to take them off??

True, true... but then again, there's the thrill in taking them off. Afterall, it's the journey, not the destination.

I heard that Sensei likes it done with whips involved.

Valuable service? Certainly.

Hence, the cashing in. :mischief:

@Sensei: I think you're deliberately incriminating yourself for more cashing in lawsuits.

Great way to do business, I say. :laugh:

this is some weird but funny stuff. i just have one question. do you all know eachother?

black cat XIII wrote:this is some weird but funny stuff. i just have one question. do you all know eachother?

How well does anyone really know each other???

Actually, there are a number of us who have been posting on here for a long time so.....yes. Welcome to SYM.

Bloodstalker wrote:That note was private between you and me, although i can understand how you would want to parade it around in public like this. Being linked to me must be quite the thrill. I'll take it as encouragment to send more.

SHHHHHHHHHH!!!! BS!!!! I wasn't talking about THAT note!!!

so keep quiet, or i will have to enlist McBanes services for myself! :laugh:

dragon wench wrote: The sales lady says the latest style is to wear them folded down with just a little fur showing.

God damn, the sentence itself is like the strawberry on the English muffin. Or, you know what I mean. Poetry.

Tricky wrote:God damn, the sentence itself is like the strawberry on the English muffin. Or, you know what I mean. Poetry.

Luckily, that sentence didn't create another awkward insinuation... ;-)

Tricky wrote:God damn, the sentence itself is like the strawberry on the English muffin. Or, you know what I mean. Poetry.

I love Poetry.

Don't you?

Tricky wrote:God damn, the sentence itself is like the strawberry on the English muffin. Or, you know what I mean. Poetry.

lmao!

But, are you sure you don't...... er mean cherry, instead of strawberry?

You have a thirty mind, DW. Now why would I say such a thing?

sparky_kat wrote:SHHHHHHHHHH!!!! BS!!!! I wasn't talking about THAT note!!!

so keep quiet, or i will have to enlist McBanes services for myself!

Why not? I think that one was particularly well inspired. Very creative too as I recall. You need feel no shame Unless there are other notes I missed since I'm not around here much anymore. You should be easier to keep track of. *Goes off to contemplate a better, more effective way of keeping in touch with sparky*

BTW, McBane is a good lawyer, but he costs a lot. I offer my *ahem* services for free.

@DW...Tricky has you pegged. You should do penance for improper use of a cherry on a public forum.