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The Leather and Lace Cafe

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Spring is upon us, and therefore it is time to celebrate in true, traditional debauched fashion.

Therefore, welcome to The Leather and Lace Cafe. We have all drinks, though the focus is on high alcohol content (yes, we have tea and absinthe too :D ). The music is loud and provocative, servers are of both genders and dressed in a suggestive manner... and as always a set of complimentary handcuffs and a whip are distributed to the first 10 patrons. :D

The rules are simple:

*All attendees, if they must wear anything at all, shall be attired in leather and/or lace
*All attitudes, egos and polyester shall be left at the front door, the mandate is to hang out and have fun... or leer at leather clad posteriors... :p


*Jams up the tunes*
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Gimme! Gimme!! I need those whips....WR needs them :o :o :D

1 Coke for me.
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My god I will love this place.
*puts on a leather Spedo*
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...

[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together... :o Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
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*argh* MY EYES!!! They burn....please put on a robe....please! For the love of god now :(
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fine.
*puts on a tight leather robe*
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...

[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together... :o Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=dragon wench] leer at leather clad posteriors... :p

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you know, this is really all you had to post to get my attention :p
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Better....just don't point your "bulge" anywhere near me :p
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*wicked giggle*

*hands CM a Coke, a whip, and a set of handcuffs* :p
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]you know, this is really all you had to post to get my attention :p [/QUOTE]

Weasel will be very happy to hear that :D
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]*wicked giggle*

*hands CM a Coke, a whip, and a set of handcuffs* :p [/QUOTE]

Thank you! Now hmm...could you teach WR how to use these? :p
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]you know, this is really all you had to post to get my attention :p [/QUOTE] Ah, I knew it.. your weaknesses are so well published.. :D
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[QUOTE=CM]Weasel will be very happy to hear that :D [/QUOTE]
Actually, the first thing I thought of was Ysh, AC, and T prancing around while DW bustled busily back and forth among the crowd. All suitably attired of course ;)
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[QUOTE=CM]Thank you! Now hmm...could you teach WR how to use these? :p [/QUOTE]
Er... I'm afraid that will be your job... :o :eek: :o
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*walks in wearing a leather jacket* I'll save CM his eyesight and not sport my lace outfit. :rolleyes:

I'm here for the handcuff's and booze. :p

DW, I just noticed something, you have this habit of offering handcuff's and booze. Trying to capture a youngin' or something? :confused:
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[QUOTE=Magrus]*walks in wearing a leather jacket* I'll save CM his eyesight and not sport my lace outfit. :rolleyes:

I'm here for the handcuff's and booze. :p

DW, I just noticed something, you have this habit of offering handcuff's and booze. Trying to capture a youngin' or something? :confused: [/QUOTE]

LMAO! CM will be so grateful! :D

Nope, I'm not trying to capture anything. It is just that whenever I open a pub people invariably request handcuffs, whip and dungeons, so I thought I'd just.. ahem.. beat them to it... :D
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]LMAO! CM will be so grateful! :D

Nope, I'm not trying to capture anything. It is just that whenever I open a pub people invariably request handcuffs, whip and dungeons, so I thought I'd just.. ahem.. beat them to it... :D [/QUOTE]

I'm sure he will be. :D

Nice pun. :P

Got ice cream? If so, I'll have some of that, 8 shots of SoCo and a pair of handcuffs. Shots now, the rest to go. ;)
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You bet i will be grateful. Nobody wants to see a grown hairy man in lace. That is why i am wearing lace with all the frills :D
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Post by Darth Zenemij »

ooohhhhhh I'd love me some handcuff's!!!
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*grabs handcuffs and handcuffs Darth to the croc pit* Hey when did you get the croc pit? :p
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[QUOTE=CM]You bet i will be grateful. Nobody wants to see a grown hairy man in lace. That is why i am wearing lace with all the frills :D [/QUOTE]

Petticoats too? :D
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