On this page you'll find everything you need to know in order to tell Albion's citizens how you really feel:

	Beg Rudeness: 30% Extendable: No Obtained: Received when you reach early adulthood The people of Albion are not the most generous or understanding, so performing the begging expression won't win you many friends. However, if you do it well enough, you might earn yourself a tidy sum of gold.
	Chicken Rudeness: 10% Extendable: Yes Obtained: Your Hero begins the game with this expression It's not the strongest insult in the world, but calling people chicken is still a good way of making yourself a few enemies. Should you try to extend it and fail, though, you'll come across as more ridiculous than rude.
	Kiss My Ass Raunchiness: 50% Extendable: Yes Obtained: Received when you reach 20,000 renown Only the really famous can pull off a maneuver like this, in which one suggests that the audience plant their lips firmly on one's posterior. Not surprisingly, this doesn't go down well with most people (except maybe those with perverse tastes). Careful you don't end up hurting yourself, or you'll wind up being the butt of all their jokes.
	Middle Finger Rudeness: 40% Extendable: Yes Obtained: Received after reading The Finger Showing people the finger is bad enough, but doing it with crude gusto really drives the point home. If you try to overdo it and fail, you'll just end up looking like a clown.
	Play Dead Rudeness: 30% Extendable: No Obtained: Received after reading Dead Handy It's not very nice to fake one's kicking of the proverbial bucket in front of an audience. They will be rather shocked and annoyed at your jest, though you may end up fooling the more gullible ones.
	Point & Laugh Rudeness: 10% Extendable: Yes Obtained: Your Hero begins the game with this expression Nobody enjoys being pointed and laughed at, not even when it's you doing it. Still, it's a quick and easy way of getting people to hate your guts. Unless you fail, in which case it will be they who point and laugh at you.
	Vulgar Thrust Raunchiness: 20% Extendable: Yes Obtained: Received after reading The Perv's Handbook Thrusting your groin at someone is hardly the most subtle way to get your point across, and most will find such lewd behaviour suitably disgusting. There will be the odd villager for whom it is the height of romantic expression, but not even they will be too impressed if you try too hard and fail (my back!).