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*Definitely* Malkavian.
Why? 'Cause their dialogue options are *brilliant*. Oh, and I love dementating people ("You are hungry. Your friends are salmon" / "Are you enjoying your maggots?")

[QUOTE=Komissar Charon]Then where does Messerach come from?[/QUOTE]

Guess he's been keeping Caine a little company ;)
Well, loads of conspiracy theories here... Caine who's been locked away in the sarcophagus by the Mesopterians, Caine who smuggles himself in (not likely, I know)... But SOMETHING ...

[QUOTE=termos]The guy from the "Van Helsing test". That is one of the funniest moments.[/QUOTE]

You're right. Now I'm not at all sadistic (nudge nudge), but I loved killing that idiot...

Surely you haven't forgotten how long it took LaCroix to figure out where the Sabbat were hiding? Right under his nose. Well, his nose was a long way from the grond, OK, but it proves how difficult it is to find out something obvious...

[QUOTE=Bucky]Hey Hemothorax...on a side note, completely off topic. I know what a hempthorax is and I'm not anything on your list. I'm better than a doctor, Im a paramedic! :D [/QUOTE]

Great, I hope you didn't read over what you just wrote here, shame on you! Mistyping hemothorax...
Well anyway, I ...

Definitly the Voermans. The first time I played the game (awhile back, when the Haunted Hotel was scary instead of an annoying "Let's see how fast I can run through THIS time..."), I laughed my head off. Didn't have a clue about them until then. BRILLIANT.
Second is La Croix. He annoyed me to death ...

I *LOVE* playing as a Malkavian. Some other great Malk only scenes:

-Telling the maffioso outside of the hotel his friends are fish and he's hungry
-Telling the food-recensor that he's eating maggots
-The females' leather suits... Hell, all her suits ...

I don't completely get it. What started as an discussion about the different endings, ended in a lot of incomprehendible talk about vampire backgrounds and bloodlines and Caine and...
Ah well, it's fun to read. Anyhow, on the Dane-mission it's obvious that something crawled *out* of the sarco***us ...

Ah, that explains.
Well, I think I won't miss this quest at all, anyway. Finding a pearl? Hmm. Great. Joy.

I hate this world. Everybody thinks only about money nowadays. *Sigh*

OMG, there are actually people responding to this... Well, I do too, but only after I saw there were actually TWO whole pages... Jeez, get a life everybody, dont you know CRT-screens send out X-rays? That's right, the cancer-causing ones! Veeeeery unhealthy! Get out, go do something USEFULL!!!

*Has ...

On the back side of the game-cd case there is an picture (right, everybody with an illegal copy can quit reading now) of an conversation, left-under. There seems to be an Malkavian female on it, on the background seems to be in Club Confession. There is being talked about a pearl-related quest. Did ...

I have to agree with Ice. I ran myself stuck in a door once, ran myself stuck in a table... Killing a vampirekiller in a masquerade area costs you humanity, numerous glitches, desktopcrashes ( although less common, thank god), a "conversation hangup" during the ship mission.... Argh! Not to mention ...

Just a wild guess: this game may be made by mostly men
Anyway, really annoing that the... more spicy details have been cut away (or is the screen going black while making out with Jeanette just another graphic bug?)...

Question: where did you get this mod in the first place?

You find yourself thinking:

a) Your weird boss must be a Malkavian
b) Your mother-in-law must be a Nosferatu
c) Your girlfriend must be a Toreador
d) Your dog is actually a constantly morphed Gangrel
e) which explains your aenemia...
f) given his bankaccount your grandpa must be a Ventrue
g) which ...