Sure signs you have been playing too much

Tom Sawyer · Post by **Tom Sawyer** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:56 pm

You find yourself thinking:

A Brujah with a shotgun is no where as dangerous as a Malkavian with a toothbrush...........

The Great Hairy · Post by **The Great Hairy** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:58 pm

You walk down the street in a crouch, staring at people's necks...

Cheers,
TGHO

Maxinion · Post by **Maxinion** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:47 pm

You go to bed every 2 hours, claiming you have to restart yourself.

Cheap crack, I know, I still love the game.

LiftedNevermore · Post by **LiftedNevermore** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:26 pm

You go up to people, hit them on the head, and run away to hide in the shadows... then don't understand when they pursue and catch you!

Komissar Charon · Post by **Komissar Charon** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:47 pm

You donate blood regularly and are perplexed as to why you don't have an army of ghouls yet.

matthew13 · Post by **matthew13** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:04 pm

The Ocean House no longer creeps you out (I admit I have not gotten to this point yet).

Jandau · Post by **Jandau** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:19 am

You try to log on to every computer in sight and read all the mail and for some reason, CTRL-C doesn't seem to work....

LiftedNevermore · Post by **LiftedNevermore** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:22 am

You often say things in conversations like, "You *will* give me the last slice of chocolate cake."... then are surprised when the other person doesn't obey.

Intergalactic · Post by **Intergalactic** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:29 am

You start to use lines from Bloodlines to hit on girls.
When you take a cab home afterwards(without company

) you forget to pay the driver.

LiftedNevermore · Post by **LiftedNevermore** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:46 am

[QUOTE=Intergalactic]You start to use lines from Bloodlines to hit on girls.
When you take a cab home afterwards(without company

) you forget to pay the driver.[/QUOTE]

Even as a female, I just about have the same problem!

Jandau · Post by **Jandau** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:34 am

You get stuck while trying to crawl through ventilation shafts

Fatale · Post by **Fatale** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:50 am

you crouch behind someone and think you're invisible

holy666diver · Post by **holy666diver** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:56 pm

You're brain starts stuttering and everything turns to molasses after a couple hours. Seriously, I could barely eat cereal after playing this for 6 hours...I'm sure this game can induce an epileptic fit if you have less than 512 RAM.

Komissar Charon · Post by **Komissar Charon** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:29 pm

[QUOTE=LiftedNevermore]You often say things in conversations like, "You *will* give me the last slice of chocolate cake."... then are surprised when the other person doesn't obey.[/QUOTE]

No, no, no, you're going about this all wrong. You have to cut yourself, thus spending the blood point. THEN they'll obey.

Gauda · Post by **Gauda** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:48 pm

When you want to ask someone a question, you start saying things like: "May I mine your gray matter?"

Jandau · Post by **Jandau** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:48 pm

When someone starts talking about vampires you try to tear his head off hoping for a Masquerade redemption. Makes you kinda unpopular with Anne Rice book clubs....

Mister Popo · Post by **Mister Popo** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:09 pm

Every time you meet a Chinese person you freak out and reach for your nearest trusty Jaeger Pass.

The problem I really have is that I'm very disappointed when I order my GF to change into something different and I *will* be pleasantly surprised when I return.

I swear I've been going in and out of her room for ages without even seeing one sexy outfit.

LiftedNevermore · Post by **LiftedNevermore** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:21 pm

You fake your own near-death outside of Goth clubs, hoping that some sympathetic vamp will feed you their blood.

pennypincher · Post by **pennypincher** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:48 pm

1) You meet a beautiful woman in a night club, make out with her, leave without a word, and are confused as to why she hates your guts when you try and make out with her again after one sentance the next night.

2) You ocassionaly speak in red text?

3) You kill innocent people and are shocked to find your headshrinker doesn't acept "But it was a COMBAT zone!" as a reason your not and insane bas#@$d

4) You find yourself standing outside doors of buildings, with them open, waiting impatiently for the inside to load.

5) You have sex with crazy female vampires and dudes in graveyards for "Experince Points"

matthew13 · Post by **matthew13** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:55 pm

You have something to post on the "Sure signs you have been playing too much" thread. . .