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Bugger the SYM-o-citizens. Minerva still serves the dark ideals of Waverly. Put that in your waterbong and smoke it. I wouldn't trade Minerva for 531/2 Aegises.

That Tyco guy is getting off, and I will get off as well. Not in the same way that Fas is getting off (wash your hands!) but Americans obvisoulsy applaud corruption, and I'm as corrupt as they get. I am Captain America.

That is obviously photoshopped evidence. It would never hold up in court. I got the PM didnt you get a return?

Re: Very cool Waverly

Originally posted by Weasel


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Freaky coincidence?

Originally posted by CM
What message?

Mar, what do people normally do on a friday night?

Well, if they talk about women they way you do... masturbate

Originally posted by CM
The way i see things, Gilgalen may be an actual person. Someone foul knows. So you got two people on 1 account. But then again its 4 am here and i am **** tired....

Hmm. Fas may not have found the Witchking's message, but he is warm.

Originally posted by Weasel
Yes you silly rabbit :D I found the tip (in the peaches) and I see I was right. :D


So tell me this Wave, is she your new girlfriend, wife ????

I didn't marry you! :D RL silly ;)

Oh, I don't think you found the Witchking's secret easter egg. The girl?.... she's ...

Originally posted by Weasel
Silly Waverly I haven't looked yet. :D Let me finish talking to my divorce lawyer and I will look. ;) :eek: Did we get married some time along the way? We might be able to get it annulled – but I get the golden speedos. Still sticking with your waverly guess, eh?

Silly Weasel. Of course I’m foul. You haven’t found the message.

Aegis, your candle is slipping. It doesn’t seem we’ve been able to invoke so much as a mini-grunt. Thug is dragging me off stage and the great beyond calls. I found my peaches – I left a secret message in their place.

For the love of Og. :rolleyes:
General disclaimer from the black desk of the Witchking:
All superheros, godlings, sheep, rodents, and varmints have treated the Witchking with top-shelf respect. I withdraw any and all complaints, though I’m still leaving shortly. No superheros were harmed in the ...

by 'vile fiend' I of course mean hapless do-gooder who tried to foil my plan.

Here, Aegis, Scayde, I need you two to hold these holy summoning candles betwixt your cheeks. Don't fret, Weasel told me they are dripless.

We should also summon Flagg, Chrissy, Omar, Vixen, and Minerva. Omar might just have internet access on his cell block.

Now it is time to reveal part two of my plan, the summoning of the twisted ancient SYMians. As many of you know, Ubik has taken a writing job in Thailand, as a field journalist for Ladyboy Weekly. Waverly works for the Paris zoo teaching captive animals how to mate. Gruntboy became desponded over ...

Originally posted by Maharlika
Gilgalen, I would suggest that you take this issue via pm's since we could not find anything of that sort blatantly posted on the board. PM any of the mods or Buck and we'll see what this is really all about and how we can go from there.

I truly wish that this ...

Re: April Fools ?

Originally posted by Scayde
Never did I dream you would use it to commit such an heinous act on our beloved rodent

What may seem heinous to you is actually legal in 12 states and 2 provinces. We will thank you not to judge the special moments that we shared.

Yeah, uncle Weasel doesn't want me on his lap now, but he was smoking a different brand of cigar just a few hours ago.

And you will note that has been a surge in the polls. Making the Witchking Happy now has the lead.

Originally posted by Kalashnikova
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST EUROPEANS!

Why not?!

Originally posted by Weasel
I will share my Empire with you, I will give you your peaches....but never and I mean NEVER will you sit on my lap.

Not even if I wear backless chaps?

Originally posted by Kalashnikova
but we americans love our guns.

Damn straight, you peacenik Euro-commies.