I, ________, being the sensitive sort, am
1) leaving GB forever
2) taking an extended leave of absence
3) hanging myself with my shoelaces
4) being drama queen
Because I can no longer put up with
1) constant ridicule
2) members of the opposite sex fleeing at the sight of me
3) annoying smilies
4) biting sarcasm
I am telling you all this so that
1) you may feel damn guilty about what you have done
2) you will showering me with the attention and affection that I crave
3) (…well I have no idea why am telling you this)
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
__Gruntboy
__Ubik
__Mr. Sleep
__Weasel
__Waverly
__Foul / Witchking
Don’t you know that
1) I am so much smarter than all of you?
2) if you don’t have something nice to say then don’t say anything?
3) I have feelings too?
4) my god will smite you?
In closing, please know that
1) I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass than see any of you again
2) I have a camera pointed at your bedroom window
3) we can meet back here next week for ‘my goodbye’ part ____
4) I am going to that other board, _____, where they appreciate me.
[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
New improved goodbye form
New improved goodbye form
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
<STRONG>I, Weasel, being the sensitive sort, am being drama queen. Because I can no longer put up with members of the opposite sex fleeing at the sight of me. I am telling you all this so that(…well I have no idea why am telling you this)
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with
_/_Gruntboy
_/_Ubik
_/_Mr. Sleep
_/_Weasel
_/_Waverly
_/_Foul / Witchking
Don’t you know that I am not so much smarter than all of you?
In closing, please know that I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass and see any of you again.
</STRONG>
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with
_/_Gruntboy
_/_Ubik
_/_Mr. Sleep
_/_Weasel
_/_Waverly
_/_Foul / Witchking
Don’t you know that I am not so much smarter than all of you?
In closing, please know that I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass and see any of you again.
</STRONG>
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
I, Brink, being the sensitive sort, am
3) hanging myself with my shoelaces
Because I can no longer put up with
5) myself
I am telling you all this so that
4) you can continue ignoring me
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
__Gruntboy
__Ubik
__Mr. Sleep
__Weasel
__Waverly
__Foul / Witchking
_/_Myself
Don’t you know that
5) I have nothing better to do??
In closing, please know that
5) we can meet back here next week when I'm done hanging myself (oh wait,there won't be a 'next week'
)
[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
3) hanging myself with my shoelaces
Because I can no longer put up with
5) myself
I am telling you all this so that
4) you can continue ignoring me
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
__Gruntboy
__Ubik
__Mr. Sleep
__Weasel
__Waverly
__Foul / Witchking
_/_Myself
Don’t you know that
5) I have nothing better to do??
In closing, please know that
5) we can meet back here next week when I'm done hanging myself (oh wait,there won't be a 'next week'
) [ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
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HERE COMES SPAM!!!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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"AAAAAAAARRRRHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm in a SPAM wash!!! I've lost control!!! We're going down...."
Eject mail man, eject!!!
Eject mail man, eject!!!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.