@Vivien If it's alright with you, you will replace the ???. Put's on puppy eye mask. Knowing who I'm being introduced too, might make life a bit easier.
Which of the two in the story I'll be, well I haven't decided yet. So I'm either a talking owl, or a really old dwarvish giant, or both.

Neither will end up in a jacuzzi with one of the Flames, be they male or female. So i might have to reconsider.
The dwarvish giant

is called Gatok,
And the talking owl is known to him as Mirvota

. But how others would call her I do not know.
Quickly stuffs the bottle of Baileys and the Creamy chocolate back in to his pack, ah Merlot and cheese, how... nice

. Thank you for your most friendly welcome.
