You put the kitten...IN the bong???

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:49 pm

[url="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/03/03/cat.in.a.bong.KETV"]Kitten found in smoking bong[/url]

Personal feelings / thoughts on marijuana completely aside...

At some point during the day, a 20-year-old man in full possession of his mental facilities thought "You know what'd be awesome? If I stuck my kitten in a makeshift plexiglass bong, and then SMOKED out of it!"

The only logical thing to say at this point is - whaaaa?

jklinders · Post by **jklinders** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:56 pm

What the heck was he smoking when he thought tha... never mind

. The cat seems OK so I can laugh about this, If he tried to do that to my cat I'd stuff HIM into the bong. More screening needs to be done before people are permitted to have any animal.

Maybe a new cautionary expression can be invented out of this. "You know Johnny, everytime you get high a Kitten is getting smoked out"

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:00 pm

More screening needs to be done before people are permitted to have any animal.

Agreed.... What a moron..

Though, it needs to be said, there are times when I wonder if people shouldn't also be made to undergo testing before being allowed to reproduce. That guy, IMO... would fail.

jklinders · Post by **jklinders** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:19 pm

dragon wench wrote:Agreed.... What a moron..

Though, it needs to be said, there are times when I wonder if people shouldn't also be made to undergo testing before being allowed to reproduce. That guy, IMO... would fail.

Odds are pretty good his "seed" would need to take a few to many pit stops for doritos for reproduction to succeed in his case. At least that is a fervent hope of mine.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:37 pm

Its always the lazy ones that show the most energy...

Sadly, we need people like that in the world... Someone has to rid the world of its evil munchies...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:11 pm

Cruelty to animals is not cool.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:03 pm

Ode to a Grasshopper wrote: Cruelty to animals is not cool.

Well, I cant think of anything funny to add to this... But yea, someone did that to my cat and i would have killed them...

LeoStarDragon1 · Post by **LeoStarDragon1** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:43 pm

Well, yes the act was stupid even if his goal was to mellow the cat out as he stated. Yes, it was cruel. But on the bright side as they say, at least he didn't put the bong inside the cat. That would've been much worse. It all reminds me of a bad SNL skit series. The ones where they say, "You put your weed in it."

Was it as bad the guy shown on a YouTube video beating his cat against a wall? About the same?

When my dog was shot, it was frustrating. But to get to my cats, they'd have to invade my home and then it'd be open season on them! (It's why I keep a loaded rifle by my bed and another one elsewhere and.... Hm. Maybe I shouldn't be divulging that?)

Curry · Post by **Curry** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:19 am

this dude should be stabbed in the face

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:49 am

Curry wrote:this dude should be stabbed in the face

... with a spoon...

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:19 pm

Maharlika wrote:... with a spoon...

...Preferably of the rusted, grapefruit variety! Everything about the story absolutely floors me. Well, shucks, mister - your six-month old kitten was "high strung?" Imagine that.

DW, I think the gentleman in question would fail just about ANY test you put in front of him, be it on his rights to reproduce, to own an animal, or even simple algebra!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed May 27, 2009 1:57 pm

It just goes to show that some people will try to smoke ANYTHING...